1. Hilarious classic goddess funny jokes , a man has liked the goddess for many years, but the goddess has never accepted him. He asked: "Why don't I change what you don't like about me?" The goddess asked back: "What do you like about me, I will definitely change it faster than you." Man: "I like you but you despise me. Can you change it?"
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more cold jokes. It made my girlfriend angry, and it was useless to coax her for a long time. The female ticket said: If you do two small things, I won't be angry. As long as you're not angry, twenty items will do! Pointing to the fire brigade across the street, the woman said: Go tell the handsome guy standing guard that I like you. I gritted my teeth and rushed over to the guard box and shouted: I love you! The dumb boy inside looked confused. I ran back quickly and asked the female guard carefully: Is there one more thing? The female ticket gave me a sideways glance: Go ahead and propose to him. I#$%%^&!
3. Embarrassing things at work. Funny classic bad jokes. My mother asked me: "When will you go back to work this time?" Me: "I have to leave in the third grade of junior high school." My mother: "Why are you in such a hurry? Stay at home for a few more days..." I listened. I was inexplicably moved in my heart. The old couple must be reluctant to let me go. When I was silent, my mother continued: "Let's wait until the leftovers for New Year's Eve are eaten before leaving."
4. Once, when the handsome boys Dai Xiaowei and Xiao Zhu were playing. Suddenly someone farted, and Xiaowei said to Xiaozhu that it was a big fart. Xiao Zhu said: I didn’t fart, I just farted. Son: "Dad, there is a ghost in our house!" Dad: "Who did you listen to?" Son: "Our nanny said that." Dad: "Run!" Son: "Why?" Dad: "We don't have a nanny at home!"
5. Son: "The teacher said to do one good deed every day, I did it today!" Mom: "That's great! Tell me!" Son: "When a postman uncle went to the toilet, I put all the letters on his bicycle into the mailbox."
6. On the high-speed train, an uncle ate French fries and dripped ketchup on my shoes. I looked at him, and after three seconds of silence, he handed me a French fries. . . A: "I feel that I have encountered a bottleneck in career development." B: "Don't worry, I will hit the bottleneck soon."
7. I went to the barber shop to get a haircut. The barber held a cigarette in his mouth and put a cloth around me: "Do you want the chief designer to cut it for you? The cut will look better!" Me: "Then call me chief!" The barber put out his cigarette and went into the back room and put on a pair of glasses and came out: "Hello, I am the chief designer. "Master!" Me: "Isn't it still you?" The barber adjusted his glasses: "The attitude is different!"
8. I often see some variety shows on TV where celebrities go to farmhouses to experience life. I wonder if they are so idle and rich. Why don't people invite farmers to experience the life of celebrities, with luxury cars and mansions, and the money can be spent as much as the farmer brothers want? ? Can you stop me?
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