1. Hilarious classic true love and funny jokes. If you have no money in the future, just tell me and let me help you! Although we meet by chance, there is true love in the world! And I have very much. . . . . . I can tell you how hard I spent the days without money, especially since the Chinese New Year is coming soon, I can tell you to cry!
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. As soon as it dawn, I was woken up by my husband with a slap! When my husband saw that I was awake, he immediately covered me with a quilt and stopped me in his arms! I asked him, "Why did you wake me up?" My husband said, "When you wake up, you don't have a quilt covered, and it's very cold, and I thought you were hung up!"
3. A funny joke from a classic bookstore. A large number of books in a bookstore were unsold, and the leader was very anxious. At a meeting that day, he talked about the heat prevention fee. He said, "The heat prevention fee was 100 yuan in previous years. This time I gave you three books, worth 150 yuan, and it's not a loss to everyone." A colleague said angrily, "The heat prevention fee is used to prevent heat. Is it used to send a book to help birds?" The leader smiled and said, "Why doesn't it work? If you don't read the title of this book - "Surfing Sanya", you can escape the heat."
4. Two drunk men were walking on the road. One of them saw a mirror on the side of the road, so he walked over and picked it up, and said to the mirror: "What's going on? This person looks so familiar!! "His companion came over and said, "Let me take a look #. Idiot, why don't you even recognize me?"
5. The road ahead is getting narrower and narrower, and you can barely accommodate two small cars. There are a few meters left and my car can go out. Suddenly, a car rushed in, let's not leave. Fortunately, the other party just entered the intersection, so he just needed to exit first. I waited patiently for the other party to withdraw, but there was no movement for a long time. When I was anxious, I stuck my head out and shouted, "You go back. Otherwise, I can't leave." A girl stuck her head out and asked me timidly, "I'm sorry, do you know how to hang the reverse gear?"
6. After a trip with the director, he inlaid two front teeth on the way and asked me to pay first. Incisors in other places cannot be reimbursed, and the cost is a bit high, so I asked him what to do after he went back. The director touched the two front teeth, pondered for a long time and said, "Is there a small project in our conference room? Let's tell the construction party to add it to it." I said, "You are the dental fee, how to add it?" The director glanced at me and said, "Idiot, you won't let them change to the interior decoration fee!"
7. The beggar begged for food from a fashionable wife! The wife asked gently, "Do you eat overnight dinner?" The beggar said anxiously, "Eat, eat! Of course!" The wife said, "Okay, then come back tomorrow!" Last night I was too ridiculous, how could I do such a thing so rudely and rude to you? I sincerely apologize to you and ask you for forgiveness: I really shouldn't have... robbed your lollipop.
8. The ticket checker came, and Mr. Wilson realized that he had forgotten to bring his monthly ticket. He thought for a while and said, "I didn't evade tickets. Look, my honest face is the ticket." "Please stretch your face over. My duty is to punch a hole in the ticket."
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