1.Female: I already have a boyfriend. Male: I don’t mind, I still like you. ——What a lovely man. ...... Male: I already have a girlfriend. Female: I don’t mind, I still like you. ——The shameless mistress! 2. I went to the supermarket to buy something today. I bought a lot. The waiter calculated it and it was 777 yuan in total. I immediately gave her 1,000 yuan. She immediately asked me for 333 yuan. I said I had calculated it so quickly. She said: "I was so good at my mental arithmetic when I was in school. I was a representative of mathematics and would not be wrong... I don't have IQ, and I always feel something is wrong. Friends who are looking for high IQs to tell me what is wrong? 3. My wife asked my husband, "Why don't I give me a gift after getting married?" The husband said, "Have you ever seen fish caught and feed them bait?" My husband was beaten by my wife. The son came over and said, "You're not lucky. I actually caught a crocodile!" 4. At work, my girlfriend sent a text message: Dear, I can't do it anymore. The doctor said I was terminally ill. I cried at that time and bought a lot of snacks he liked to see him. After arriving at his house, my girlfriend was lying weakly on the bed. I asked: Dear, what terminal illness do you have? I only heard my girlfriend say weakly: lazy. . . Lazy cancer in advanced stage. 5. What is the next sentence of "I hate the lack of books when I use them"?
6. Tasteful answer!
7. Sailors and stars light the lights are the same as melody. Why no one says they copy them?
8. Starting today, I deleted the game, and worked hard 24 hours a day to make money and work hard to not disappoint my family. I bought a Benz at the end of the year and went back. I must win this time!
9. Growth
10. After joining the company, I found that I was not capable and was discovered by my boss to be a parallel product?
11.What is reverse thinking?
12. Is there really a girl who is as white as milk?
13. So why put mosquito nets?
14. How to anger a doctor?
15. Pay more attention to rest at night, otherwise you will definitely not get up. Don’t ask me why I know. This fairy just knows
16. Is there any better horizontal banner than the young man Jingsen? Hahaha
17. Where are the three flirtings!
18. What does the takeaway history of roommates mean?
19. A duck that has been raised for 2 years fell into a basin and was flooded. I feel sorry for
20. Is there really anyone like this?
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