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One day in class, the teacher asked Dajun: "What is the motherland?"
Dajun replied: "Motherland is my dear mother!"
Teacher said: "The answer was very good!"
Then the teacher asked Xiao Ming again, "What is the motherland?"
Xiao Ming scratched his head, pointed to Dajun and said: "Motherland is his mother!"
2.
suddenly remembered the interesting things when he was in school today!
I studied in a vocational middle school back then, and I was in Class 8, MEC.
At that time, the school organized a relay competition, and our class ran together with Class 2!
At the beginning of the competition, the girls from Class 2 cheered and shouted, "Job 2, come on, fly!"
The girls in our class were not to be outdone and shouted, "Job 8, come on, fly on, fly on, fly on!"
3.
went out for a trip with my second uncle today.
When I arrived at the hotel, I said, "Uncle Second, we two men just need a room!"
My second uncle cursed with a serious expression, "How can that be? You are not a child anymore, and it doesn't sound nice to say it out!"
I wondered for a long time, until the police were cracking down on pornography in the early morning, and the second uncle was taken away naked......
4.
times, the saying that gambling kills people is true!
I took the subway this morning and suddenly felt a force on the edge of my body being erect!
I immediately bet on it, but
I lost very badly, very miserable...
5.
In class, the biology teacher asked: "Why do people's body get cold after death!"
The whole class was quiet.
At this time, I stood up and said, "Because my heart is calm, it will naturally be cool!"
6.
That day, my wife and I were walking on the street.
Suddenly, a flock of pigeons flew by, and one of them pulled a few drops of pigeon shit on his wife!
My wife asked me to take some paper out quickly.
I was puzzled, so I asked, "Why do you have the paper? Do you have to chase after me and wipe their butts?"
7.
I went on a blind date today, and the blind date partner said he would wait for me until the next life. I was very happy!
My mother doesn’t believe it, so she asked me what’s going on!
I said, "I asked her at that time, would she be my girlfriend? She said it personally, let me go for the next life!"
#Telebrity Creation Challenge#
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