1. Hilarious classic embarrassing things and funny jokes. When I went out to see an old man falling down, I went over and asked, "Uncle, my monthly salary is less than 2,000 yuan. Can you help you up?" Uncle: "Young man, you go, I'll wait a little longer." I was moved and said quickly, "Uncle, there is an Ferrari over there and it's coming." The old man also said excitedly: "Your life is pretty real, so don't just leave and be a witness for me. After that, I bought you a car to drive to work..." Although the weather was cold, the old man's words were warm and full of positive energy. . .
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. Spicy strips are a thing. You know that the ingredients are not that clean and the additives are suspicious, but you still eat them happily and share them with others. Isn’t this our life? I know that many things are bad and many inside stories are dirty, but I still try to make myself happy.
3. Funny bar classic joke, In the bar, a man is complaining to his friend. The man complained, "I just shook hands with my MM a while ago, and she was pregnant!" The friend was shocked, "Are you right? Can you get pregnant even if you shake hands?" The man said in confusion: "Hey, I don't like washing my hands, but I didn't expect her to be too."
4. A person's body is a hair printer. Some people will lose ink as they get older and print out white hair. And some people are amazing, they are short of paper. Lying in the bathtub, surrounded by white ceramics, and water surrounded me, I suddenly felt. . . I look like a stool in the toilet. . .
5. Going to college requires money, looking for a job requires a college degree, and making money requires a job. Who invented this perfect system? ! I found the difference between e-books and paper books, and paper books have memories. I want to read something in the past, paper, and I can probably remember where I was, what mood, and even what light I was. I only remember that my thumb is yanking in e-books.
6. I am a senior girl. I finally went home for a few days during the winter vacation. Today I heard my mother shout: Come and have a meal! I saw that it was not time for dinner, and I thought my mother had made something delicious for me. But when I walked to the kitchen, I saw my mother holding a dog food bowl. While watching my dog eat, he said: Come on, daughter, eat more! Tzu, where is my real mother?
7." Two buddies in the dormitory quarreled, and the more they quarreled, the more fierce they became. Finally, A said, "Do you want to dance an veneer dance with my girlfriend ? B was stunned for a moment and instinctively said, "Okay." "A slapped B in the face and the whole dormitory became quiet."
8. Yawning is a warning of 20% of our body's remaining battery. Since hasteness is not achieved, and good things are often thrilled, it can be seen that procrastination should be more respected. The quilts in winter are not hot no matter how warm they are, but the mats in summer are hot as soon as they go. The reason you have to work hard is not because this job is not good enough without you, but because this job is not good enough without you.
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