1. Classic hilarious Lin Daiyu funny jokes, ask: Lin Daiyu and Li Jiaxin participated in the interview. If you were an examiner, who would you hire? Answer: Zero treatment. Before the exam, in order to get a good sign, Ajie prepared to eat a fried dough stick and two eggs for breakfast, indicating a score of 100. Unexpectedly, the first egg was double yellow. After thinking about it, he finally put down another egg. As soon as the results were announced, Ajie shouted: "It's so accurate!" Everyone saw: 18 points.
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. In the past, , Apple and Lizi were good friends, but later Apple was about to move, so they made an appointment to return to this place after ten years. Ten years later, the apple returned to this place again, but after a long time, the pear still did not appear, and the apple waited and waited. . . It turned out to be plasma.
3. The embarrassing girlfriend made a funny joke. My girlfriend came to her aunt and curled up in the bed in pain. I went over and asked her, does it really hurt? I really want to share the burden for you. Then this guy got up and kicked me in the crotch. So we curled up on the bed together. It turned out that my aunt felt so painful, just like a pussy.
4. A man and a woman walked into a dental hospital. The woman said to the doctor, "I want to extract a tooth. Will it be cheaper without anesthesia?" The dentist exclaimed, "Yes, you are so brave. Please tell me which tooth you want to extract?" The woman turned to the man behind her, "Dear, open your mouth and tell him which tooth you want to extract!"
5. I saw a boy at the subway station, eating chocolate desperately. After a while, I told the boy: Kid, eating too much chocolate is not good for your health. The boy looked at me contemptuously and said: My great-grandfather is 103 years old this year. Do you know why? I asked curiously: Why? Because of eating this? The boy replied: He never cared about other people's business.
6. I had nothing to do today and went shopping. I bought a grilled sausage and ate it while walking. As I was walking, I found that the person coming towards me was the boss of the company. I didn’t see it very much, so it was an opportunity! Say hello and leave a good impression. However, my brain was so excited that I had a short circuit in an instant. I couldn't remember how the show started. As the leader got closer and closer, I nodded and smiled at me. Then I was confused and handed him the bite of the sausage in my hand and said: I will give you a try! "When I saw the leader's smiling face, it instantly turned into an embarrassing expression, or not.
7. On the subway, my friend and I blushed in the question of "whether does vending machine have a battery?" and almost started to fight. A beautiful woman next to me couldn't stand it and said, "You two, is there a salesperson hidden in the vending machine, okay? "It works. We didn't dare to say anything until we got off the car.
8. One day during dinner, my father picked up a dish with chopsticks and said with interest: I have slender body, my brothers are in pairs, I can only eat vegetables, I can't drink soup. Then I looked at Xiao Ming with anticipation and said, "I'm making a tableware, Xiao Ming looked confused. Dad repeated: Make a tableware!!!? Xiao Ming looked at the table and threw his bowl to the ground in embarrassment.
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