1. Hilarious classic joke about a bad student, "As long as there are no new students in our class, I can guarantee that my grade ranking will not continue to fall!" This is the most confident statement I have ever heard from a bad student. . I was scolded by the teacher for sleeping in class today, but I didn't feel sad because there was also a girl I had loved for a long time who was also scolded. The teacher's voice could not calm down in my ears for a long time: Didn't you two sleep last night? !
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. Watching them eating French foie gras and drinking red wine on TV, I feel so romantic. I'm looking forward to when I can have this kind of mood. The second-rate husband actually said: "I'll buy you some pork liver tomorrow. It's bigger than foie gras..." I instantly returned to reality...
3. Embarrassing stock investors made a funny joke, asking: Why did table tennis become a Chinese sports tradition? Strength? Answer: Because Chinese people are good at pushing and blocking when facing difficulties. Question: Why is the Chinese diving team always so good? Answer: Because they are all stock investors. Question: Why is the Chinese shooting team’s performance so good? Answer: Because we are good at turning a blind eye. Question: Why are the Chinese so awesome at weightlifting? Answer: Because we live under various pressures for a long time, this weight is nothing.
4. In the men's 10-meter platform synchronized final, the height, weight and age of the two players were very different. After they all entered the water, the TV commentator asked the guest next to him seriously: "Logically speaking, in free fall, the light ones fall slowly and the heavy ones fall fast. How do they control their fall together?" Then A guest thought for a while and replied seriously: "That is the result of their serious training!"
5. Female classmate: Monitor, a junior student recently confessed to me and I agreed. Am I just eating young grass? ? Monitor: You are not an old cow eating young grass, you are an eagle catching a chick! ! ! Me: "What is the thing you dislike the most in school?" Roommate: "I got 100 points in the exam, and the teacher said it was the result of his hard work. Later, when I got 20 points in the exam, he said it was because I didn't work hard. Result. "
6. My colleague and his girlfriend went on a trip. One day, his girlfriend was so tired that she sat on the floor and couldn't get up. The colleague was very anxious: "Stand up, there is a resting place in front of you." The girlfriend shook her head: "I can't walk even if I die." The colleague added: "Hold on, if you keep walking for a while, there will be delicious food." My girlfriend's eyes lit up and she tried to stand up, but failed. The colleague thought for a moment and said, "There will be free Wi-Fi in half an hour's walk." My girlfriend jumped up and strode forward.
7. The girl recently wanted to learn poetry, and her boyfriend said with a smile: "Writing poetry is the easiest, let me tell you how to write it!" Woman: "Then tell me, how to write it?" Man: "If you want to write good poetry, you must first learn it. The crow crows." Woman: "Why do you crow first?" Man: "Because all poets have to know how to do it first!"
8. When the manager showed us the PPT, everyone was drowsy. . . Suddenly a very pornographic picture popped up, and everyone was shocked! The manager said calmly: Are you still sleepy? If you’re not tired, let’s continue!
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