God's reply: Which risk is greater in kidnapping Wang Sicong or robbing a bank? God's comment is so terrible, I will die of laughter
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It seems that your cooking skills have improved. The noodles are better than the ribs.
For her, earning money is very important; for me, earning money is more important.
I guess the German experts must say five words.
You will definitely not be able to catch up, just to piss you off!
The best way is to move out.
The doctor is not shy, why are you shy?
Your restaurant is too low-grade to match my noble status.
The boss explained it as if it made sense, but I was so speechless.
I feel that you and her have similar ideas, and each other is looking for ATM machines.
This is usually what the talents in prison show.
This pair of love is still possible, interesting and very effective.
You should leave early, I'm afraid you won't be able to listen to the next team building.
She doesn’t want to take advantage of you,She is a very nice girl.
Let's go heads-up in a place. I feel that both of you are too much.
This is very useful for your safety, and you will never be afraid to kick the quilt at night.
It seems that you have not asked the wrong question, but the finance lady is a bit embarrassed.
This principle is still understood by everyone.
Do you have any jokes that can be laughed for a lifetime?
This can only say that you have learned history very well.
Uncle Wang can still be equipped with this equipment, and there is a sense of pressure that will win.
I just paid off the loan, and now I have no money.
So don't eat wildly, especially wild mushrooms picked from the mountains, don't eat wildly.
Is their equipment not normal? What appears in the Martial Arts Biography is normal.
She wants to leave this for your brother to eat.
This is too rich, right?It seems that your mother-in-law likes you very much.
Suicide at home isolation? Is it serious?
There are a group of people watching the show there. Your dog has a soft spot for you.
Take your own photo.
But you still eat them all.
I can see that your odds of winning are still not great.
means that you are not suitable, let's break up.
I built a snowman and made an artwork.
In your ear, you just can’t call it.
prompts you to change your phone.
This makes a lot of sense, but it is quite difficult to do.
It turns out that the meaning of the drunkard is not the wine.
Will you show it to your girlfriend?
It seems that you are really lonely.
Explain to him first.
This is a kind of tree.
Why are you taking pictures of people secretly?
You don’t even have a mobile phone, do you?
Then you are looking for a fight.
Uncle Wang’s daydream has not yet woken up.
Yes, but still relatively few.
is your grandma's hard-raising, why can't you eat it?
God's reply: Kidnapping Wang Sicong or bank robbery, which risk is greater? God's comment is really terrific, you must laugh to death
male left female right.
This question is still a bit of a headache.
Do you know this person?
What should I put in the parentheses?
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