This is a brainstorming article. The article has been created by fictional, exaggerated or distorted methods. The content is for entertainment only, so you don’t need to be serious.
To put it simply and clearly: nonsense, serious and funny!
—— Happy Brain Hole 01st 3rd to the Tang monk _strong2span span3 _span3 span3 _span4p Bailongma Entertainment reporter Xiao Wang: Ring, Chang'e and Gao Laozhuang’s Gao Cuilan , who do you like better? Dr. Zhang: Empty, when your master chanted the hoop curse, did your head hurt or dull? Express brother: Elder Tang, do you need to consign the scriptures when you return? —— Kaixin Brain Hole _span3 When the results came out, it found...
Brain Surgery Director:
It found that it had a concussion! Because whoever saw it took a few shots!
Fat otaku:
I found that the film couldn't take the inside of the body at all-the skin is too thick!
18-year-old Guliang:
found that his blood sugar level reached the standard, and he has become an adult ripe melon since then!
—— happy brain hole _span1 _span1 1 strong 16strong spanspan1 My friend was angry, she said that she would forgive unless you take the moon off, so you...
Dynasty:
So I went to Master Bao Zheng Bao and saw that the moon on his forehead couldn’t be picked. .
Animation fan:
So I went to talk to the representative of the moon,Later, I escaped back with bruises and bruises. As soon as she saw me, she yelled: On behalf of the moon to destroy you.
Young literary and artistic men:
I believe that there must be repercussions, so I brought a cow, and the cow kept saying: moon, moon...
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pbr0p —— Happy Brain Hole No. 04 Issue 001——
What do you worry about when you move?
He Shen :
I am most worried about moving my head...
Interactive message:
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The rich man Li:
I am most worried about someone moving in the evening, and there is still no movement...
Interactive message:
_span3p Goal,hiahiahia
Disappeared entrepreneurs:
The most worried about the court to bring people to move after bankruptcy...
Suddenly sounded outside the window: Wangniu...Wangniu... _span_p3 _pbr9p3 —— Happy Brain Hole No. 05 Issue 001—— If the couple gets a divorce from 1span, and . , And finally the two people clamored to the court. As a melon-eater, what do you want to say to them?
Grandpa:
married for one hour, divorced 300,000!
Supreme Treasure:
As someone who came over, I want to say to the boy: When you feel that love is broken, you will tell a lie, "There was a sincere love in front of me..." to save These three hundred thousand!
Extrajudicial fanatic Zhang San:
young people! Why look down on the "divorce cooling-off period"?
—— Kaixin Brain Hole 06th 001 1 strong span1 strong 16span_strongspAll gods can complain about their work, month old complain to...
month old:
The first thing is that the quality of the red line is getting worse and worse. For a lifetime, some people get divorced within an hour of getting married, and they have to reconnect after they are broken. The work pressure has increased several times! Can you buy some good quality red lines?
Interactive message:
Tianting Purchasing Department-Manager Zhang replied to the old: _span
is not so expensive for you to increase the price of rice. What should I do?
Yue Lao Reply Tianting Purchasing Department-Manager Zhang:
What should I do? Eat less rebates!
Old age:
The second thing is that when the other immortals go to travel during the New Year holidays, I have to work overtime to lead the red line. Holidays are triple the salary! ?
Interactive message:
Tianting Human Resources Department-Manager Ma Reply to the old:
sent me a matchmaker last weekI don't know how to reply, can you give me an idea?
Yue Lao Reply Tianting Human Resources Department-Manager Horse:
Horse manager, it is not important to triple the salary, the important thing is that I love my job very much! You turned down the matchmaker! There is no shortage of people here.
Old age:
The third thing is that some mortals actually propose to pull multiple red lines at once, saying that the spare tire line can only be specified at one time @天一庭天条部How about holding one?
Tianting Tianjo Department-Minister Li:
We will carefully study this issue with related departments.
- happy brain hole 07 bomb of 001 -
forest animals We run a marathon,Who won the first place in the end?
The sweaty BMW:
The horse who won the first place threatened that if he didn't give him the first place, he would not use his name in the future, and could only call it "Lasson"!
Thirty squirrels:
The first place is the squirrel. The marathon is a marathon running with squirrels. When the horse is tired, the squirrel runs a few steps and wins! If the horse is not happy, remove the word horse and call it "Lasong" competition, and other animals still run with the squirrel! snort!
professional paparazzi:
. The first place was mule . When the horse saw that he could not get the first place by threatening methods, he turned to be a referee and changed the rules to let other animals also. Participate, and then punish others by finding various reasons, and let yourself and the donkey's bastard mule win!
- happy brain hole 08 bomb of 001 -
Snow White escape After arriving in the forest and living with seven dwarfs, one day she saw an apple on the table, she picked it up and took a bite of the apple...Please adapt the follow-up storyline.
unnamed fruit powder:
This scene happened to be seen by Jobs ,So I designed a logo.
Salesman Mavericks:
Newton saw it from outside the window and immediately shouted: Spit it out! Then, do you know why the spit out apple fell? Snow White said she didn't know. Newton said: Here are the answers you want, my new book-"Newton's Three Laws", 10 yuan a copy, buy 8 copies at a time and get 20% off!
Kitty loves to be clean:
suddenly finds that the apple has not been washed, and the hygienic Snow White hurries up and gargles with water until her cheeks hurt. After seeing the vicious witch behind the tree outside the window, she cursed: damn cleanliness !
—— Happy Brain Hole No. 09
strong 16strong _span0 The most embarrassing thing I encountered was...
Unlucky Lee:
The kitchen plumbing squirts water,It took a lot of effort to hold it down with two hands. When I wanted to call for help, I noticed that my hand was loosened and continued to spray water. I took my foot out of my slippers and tried to call for help... Supplement)
Interactive message:
I love to say cold words:
, you can use your hands to stop the call! Stupid not stupid
System reminder: Love to say breezy words have been successfully removed from your buddy list.
Sad reminder:
After going to the toilet, I found that there was no paper in the bathroom... (The picture is best not to make a message by yourself, too awkward) p_span2 p_span1
I love octopus balls Reply to the sad reminder:
Hahahaha I have met _span3 pill _span2 pspan0 pill _span3 How did you solve it later?
System reminder: Love to eat octopus balls has removed you from the friend list
happiness chapter: _span_span2 _span_span2p Interactive message: classmate Ah Si replies to the happiness chapter: how to drop,I took a brick to shoot myself seriously injured and stay in the ICU? Continue to be a roommate with you? classmate starling reply classmate Asi: I see, play games together in a team, and relive the feeling of being in the dormitory. - happy brain hole 10 bomb of 001 - Who do you think is the world's The warmest person in the world? Mark Twain: Mark, because Mark Twain interactive message: Mark pineapple reply to Mark Twain: I have the same phonetic name as Mark,I am engaged in fruit, professional in pineapple, please contact me if necessary vx:1234567 Mark Twain Reply to Marco Pineapple:
Marco Polo responded to Mark Twain:
Yes! Now a 30% discount, the last batch, come and order now!
Axiang:
Fei Xiang , he can bring me a fire in winter.
Interactive message:
Chuanxiong replied to Axiang:
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,You are more important than yourself"happy boy:
my father, he gets angry whenever he does.
So, is it better than Benzha’s samādhi?
Happy boy replied to Nezha: 1p
is still faster in the firefighting system. Well, this sentence may make Heavenly Court suffer fire, because your question will make my father angry!Nezha reply to the happy boy:
Okay, I can’t delete it! I am in trouble! By the way, inform Sihailongwang to be ready to spray water at any time and activate the highest level of fire warning.
—— Happy Brain Cave 1 _strong2span1 _strong2span1 _strong2span2 Issue 001-
Zhang San hits up with a girl on the street _ p3p
Zhang San: beautiful women,Do you have a boyfriend?
girl: Yes.
Zhang San: Do you mind having one more boyfriend?
When the girl’s boyfriend came out of the Sanda training class and saw this scene, he had to do it. In order to avoid being beaten, Zhang Sanji Zhongshengzhi...
: Zhang San continued to say to the girl: I was a message, and the person on the other side asked me to ask. While speaking, he pointed to a man in the distance.
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Zhang San then said to the girl boyfriend: Do you have a male friend? Do you mind having one more? After talking crazy and smirking, he went to ask other people.
Xu Lai:
Zhang San yelled to the girl’s boyfriend: Don’t pretend ! Didn’t you let me test her? Solve the matter between you yourself! I won’t be with you!
thinking onion:
Zhang San calmly said to the girl boyfriend: Give you two hundred thousand, leave her!
girl boyfriend: I will give you three hundred thousand,go away!
Zhang San: Deal!
—— Happy Brain Hole 12th strong strong 16 strong strong 16 strong span1 _span2 The general of happened to meet Zhuge Liang’s straw boat to borrow an arrow. At this time, you said to Cao Cao:
Arrogant young people:
Win the battle, hey...Old Cao, I'm not trying to grab the military power... I can't just cut and cut... Ah...
Really old Zhang:
Prime Minister, don’t Archery! Zhuge Liang came to borrow arrows, and there were no soldiers on board... the prime minister! I’m not a spy, I’m not talking nonsense... I can’t kill me... Ah...
Next door old man:
Say nothing!
Journey to the West, Monkey King has changed from stone monkey to a living monkey. What do you think of this? ?
In the next issue, we will start thinking about it~ If you have any thoughts about this article or any bullet, you can comment directly~
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