Humorous joke: go for massage with your girlfriends. After half a minute the doctor can't help

1. I have a piece of paper for my 20-year-old girl. She was very ticklish since she was a child. Once I went to an old Chinese doctor's massage with my best friend. He was in a separate room. He was at the level of an uncle in his 50s and 60s. Screaming, squeezing my throat, half a minute later he couldn't help but said, "The girl won't charge you, you can go, I am a person who wants reputation

2. Once a buddy and his girlfriend were passing notes in a math class. It was called a love, and suddenly he was seen by the teacher. The teacher said loudly on the podium: So whoever handed in the notes! The buddy was very calm. He stood up and rubbed it and threw it out from the window. The teacher was angry and asked him to pick it up. He didn't go. As a result, the teacher went out to pick up the note by himself. I started to knead the paper dumplings and threw them out. It was a magnificent one, so the buddy escaped a disaster. This is what makes the class unity!

3. The little nephew did not study well, and was severely criticized and educated by her brother-in-law, and then the little nephew whispered to himself: "There are three kinds of stupid birds in this world, the first one flies first, the second one does not fly . Then I asked him, is there a third kind? He looked at his brother-in-law and said: "The third kind is to lay an egg and place hopes on the next generation...

4. I used to Raised a dog, named "haha". A dog got lost. When I was in a hurry, the whole community worked desperately: hahahahahahahahaha...Later it was renamed

5. Once I went to distribute the keys, and found that the master who distributed the keys is not young, he is considered an uncle, right? , So I asked a little worried: "Are the keys you equipped with are easy to use?" The uncle said: "When I was young, I used to equip safes with keys." I asked in disbelief: "Really? "The uncle replied unhappily: "Of course it's true, otherwise I can only be released in the past two years."

6. I was unemployed some time ago and stayed at home and was nagged by my mother. explain,The food is getting saltier and saltier. I said, “Don’t add too much salt to the cooking. Salty is bad for your health! My mother glared at the table and said, “Knowing that being idle is bad for your health, don’t you hurry to find a job? ! "I...