1. Hilarious secret love, funny cold jokes, I have a crush on a girl for a long time, one day I want to confess to her, but I want to stop talking! The girl seemed to see what I was thinking: if you have anything, just say it! As long as you don't propose marriage, you can consider it! I summoned my courage: Okay! Want you to give me a baby!
2. Search Tianyixiaoxiaowang See more cold jokes, a friend always likes to sing a little bit of KTV, this one time She Mai said to me: "How do you look like my son." I also picked up Mai and said, "What! Your son looks like me!" There was a burst of laughter in the room.
3. A funny joke about embarrassment and dreaming. After the wife woke up, she said to her husband: "I had a dream last night and dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?" The husband said: "You'll know after get off work." In the evening, the husband came home from get off work and gave his wife a beautifully packaged gift box. The wife opened it excitedly, and contained a copy of Zhou Gong's Interpretation of Dreams.
4. My friend had an injection, and his four-year-old girl was going to follow her. When the injection was given, the little girl said to the nurse: Nurse sister, please be gentle, don't hurt my father. I love my father. Say the same when removing the needle. After pulling out the needle, the little girl sighed in relief and said in relief: Now it’s fine, the remaining uncles, aunts, grandparents, and grandparents have nothing to do with me. Do whatever you want, aunt nurse.
5. After my girlfriend had dinner at my house, she politely said to help wash the dishes, but she didn't expect my mother to be polite at all. Soon there was a ping-pong-pong sound from the kitchen, Xiao Xiao came out to apologize: "Auntie, I accidentally fell a few, I'm sorry!" My mother laughed and said softly, "Girl, this trick is useless, I think I also used it back then, knowing that you are here to eat, I deliberately changed a less expensive bowl for you to practice.
6. The throat was sick a few days ago and I couldn’t speak, but the leader asked me to participate in a chorus competition and told me to fill the number. I felt that this was not good, so I took active treatment and healed it before the competition. As a result, the game was lost, and the leader sighed: "Why did you have your voice better at this time?
7. One of my classmates had his girlfriend's head tattooed on his chest when he first fell in love. Later, the two of them broke down. This buddy changed his girlfriend's head to a cute dog head with very long hair, which was made based on the head. It’s not a good thing. Less than a month after the change, the girl from my classmate came to my classmate and told me to get back together.
8. The car was full, and an old lady came up, The uncle asked his son to give up his seat to the old lady. The person next to him said: Is this a real son? Don't give up your seat, let the son let him? The uncle said: I don't have quality, can't I want to raise a child with quality?!
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