1. hilarious boyfriend funny joke , I went out to play with my boyfriend, and suddenly felt sick in my stomach. When my boyfriend saw my painful expression, he asked me what's wrong? I said my stomach hurts. Maybe Dayi's mother is here. The boyfriend pondered for a moment and asked seriously: Then do you still eat that ice cream?
2. Search for Tianyixiaoxiaowang.com See more jokes, I met my old classmates in junior high school, women, especially delicious, most of them are snacks. She: "I heard that you recently applied for a slimming card, and you still get a refund for ten times less weight. It has been more than a month. How effective is it?" A coach got fat because of eating my snacks...”
3. classic funny boyfriend sneer , the first time I went to my boyfriend’s house, my boyfriend’s seven aunts and eight aunts all Come join in the fun. Before they left, they stuffed chickens, ducks and fish balls into the trunk of the car... Seeing that the stuffing was about to be finished, the boyfriend closed the trunk at once and pulled me into the car and said: Hurry...get away! My second uncle came with a pig... God replied: I really like you. Me: "A new dumpling restaurant is opened downstairs. What kind of stuffing do you like? I will call to order food." The goddess replied: "Jujube dumplings." I searched several dumpling restaurants and couldn't find this kind of flavor.Really, she must be teasing me again. Really, she was blacked out in a fit of anger.
5. At the cashier of the supermarket, a kid took a pack of skittles from the shelf and held it tightly in his hand. He saw it and said hurriedly, "Baby! That's a giraffe! , Put it back soon!" The kid immediately put it back with a look of disgust...
6. When I was a kid, I rode a bicycle... I was passing by the gravel road in the village. I felt so sorry for my little bicycle, and felt it took it for me. There were too many, so I got out of the car and carried it for a long, long distance... Then the village aunt told my parents when she saw it... My brother was born in the next year...
7. Today My deskmate said to me, "Men are the animals that look for smoking. When women wear a lot, they always look where they don’t have cloth; when women wear very little, they always look where they have cloth!" The table laughed at my eyes, so I glared at him when I was angry, and then I thought about it, don’t waste my energy, he couldn’t see me glaring at him anyway.
8. My roommate owes me 24 yuan. I have not repaid the money for many times. I got up in the morning and said that I paid it back. I put 4 yuan on my desk, pretending that 20 yuan was blown away by the wind... There is one The classmate posted a piece of paper on the back of a male student with the words "Baby" on it, and then in class, there was a female student behind the male student, and the woman said loudly to him: "There is a bachelor behind you" hahaha . . . The whole class laughed. . .
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