1. Sometimes girls tell you the grievances she suffered outside, not for you to help her analyze the principles, she is just to experience that you and her share the same hatred It feels. If a beauty comes over, where do you first see? It is said that some people look at the face first, some look at the chest first, and some look at the legs first. . . And you, unlike them, you have to see whether your wife is around at first glance.
2. Search for Tiantianyixiaoxiaowang.com See more jokes, my mother bought the crabs in the kitchen to be steamed, obviously! ! ! I went to the bathroom and heard her muttering to herself: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's Li** (I'm the second Austrian) who wants to eat you, she's so vicious. . . In the next life you will become a human, she will become a crab, and you will eat her. I was messed up. Do you want this.
3. hilarious girl object funny sneer , both of us are 42 years old. These days, on a whim, I often tease my wife and say "sweet words", such as "Oh! Whose daughter-in-law is this beautiful!" "Does the beauty have an appointment at night?" "Does the girl have a partner?" ... But soon I I regret it: my wife is very enthusiastic these days...
4. Bored by the train, eat to kill the time! While I was eating, I found a handsome guy sneaking at me! The heart is like a deer hitting, you can't be shy! Then the salesperson pushes to sell things,The handsome guy bought a lot of food in one go, and he never looked at me again! ! ! Why! Heart stuffed.
5. My daughter-in-law is usually lazy, and I do most of the housework, but I save a lot and do it. These days, my wife doesn’t know what's wrong, she has become very diligent, kitchen pots and bowls. The scoop was brushed again, the floor mopping was glaring, the clothes were washed clean, and the bed and wardrobe were neatly stacked! As expected, my mother-in-law and my father-in-law came this morning~
6. A new book was published in the first grade. When my mother helped me wrap the book cover, she told me: This book must be cherished, and don't get dirty. The first time I went to school, I didn't understand anything, so I firmly remembered what my mother said. In class, I was reluctant to use it and listened blindly. At the end of the semester, the book will be the same as the new one.
7. When I got a cold to get an injection, the nurse sister touched my ass and said, "Beauty, your ass is really upright, so elastic..." I smiled and said, "Really~?" After a sharp pain , The nurse pulled out the needle and said: "Looking like a man, so courageous, and muscles so tight that he hasn't pierced his butt, I don't praise you for not being able to get a few needles in!"
8. Meet your old classmates, He showed off that he had several houses. In order to suppress his arrogance, I had to show off something. I took him to a luxurious villa, took out the key and opened the door, and said to him: My unlocking skills are very dazzling. Bar!
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