[funny joke] The first time she went to her house with her girlfriend, her mother took advantage of her girlfriend to go out shopping, and dragged a sack from the house. Looking at me and saying: "As long as you are willing to leave my girl, the money in this bag will be given to you." I said to her very firmly: "I don't want it. We love each other sincerely, and no amount of money can shake us. Love.” After hearing this, the mother-in-law immediately filled her face with a satisfied smile: “Well, it looks good. Congratulations on passing the test.” Fortunately, I was more diligent in college. I remember that when my girlfriend graduated from college, I used it. The old book in that bag was mailed home, and it happened to be the bag I helped her with.
[funny paragraph] I just met a girl after graduation, but I like her but have not confessed to her. I remember when I brought her to my house for the first time, I was shy and not very good at talking. After entering the house, I briefly introduced her to the layout of the home, and there was nothing to say. In order to relieve the embarrassment, I said to go to the toilet and sit on the toilet. I thought about what topic I wanted to talk to her. After I went out, the girl shyly asked me why I liked her and didn't tell her. I felt very trapped at the time. Later I learned that my sister deliberately changed the Wifi password at home to the pinyin of the girl's name, and added a 520 at the end. That day the old sister told her that she was bored and could connect to the wireless network at home.
[funny paragraph] I have a female colleague with two children, and her husband doesn’t even ask when she goes home every day. Last month, she cried and told me that she was very haggard by the child every day, and she often slept but didn't sleep well. She was very angry for a while, and returned to her natal home with his two-year-old son.Her husband also admitted all kinds of mistakes after learning, and begged her to come back. The female colleague stayed in her natal house for half a month and went back. After returning home, she was surprised to find that her eight-year-old son had learned to wear clothes and pants by himself, and took a bath by himself. You can even boil eggs in a small electric rice cooker. Her husband proudly said to her: "You feel tired because you didn't find a way to raise a child."
[funny gif]:
Struggle before you die!
The master is in the folk!
This girl can really play!
These two cars are really disgusting!
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