God's reply: Why does boss Li call Bald Qiang every time he knows that he didn't cut down the tree?
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After eating, I will react after eating.
If you apply for the first four and the last eight, you don’t have to eat, just fill up.
Congratulations on your acceptance! I've been tricked by you, hahaha.
If you can't get cloth and scissors, then get out a rock and speak with your fist.
So why does your license plate number start with tortoise?
so many? Do you want to open it again?
Director: It’s here, this day has finally arrived, and I’m waiting for this day.
Are you not a master repairing air conditioners, you don’t understand? Should I be?
Your boyfriend is in the comment area, pick it yourself.
After a while, instructor: Let's call an electrician.
It looks like I lost, but in fact I won this wave.
So are you really a loan?
Well, very good, I changed my nickname consciously.
Yes,In the 6th grade of elementary school, the principal took us to the cornfield for an afternoon of work.
The black balloon went to the confession balloon.
What? This meal is delicious!
It appears that a sheep has run away. In fact, which student's graduation thesis is?
You are moved, but your dad cried.
What? Manager, you want to resign?
I can walk, but I can only walk a little, after all, it is 5000 yuan shoes.
Can you make money by playing cards?
Good guy, this face must be pretty.
I can't tell who the protagonist is.
You can try, after all we want to see the result.
Is this stone a bit like shit?
Can eat, only eat once.
It should be the rule that you cannot meet before you get married.
I am still in the ranking, you will wait for me for a while.
17-year-old drop out of school can play the king for one hour a day.
What else can I do, just blow it halfway.
In this case, the mask can only be sacrificed.
Station is tired, it is used to lean on.
It is used for breathing to prevent children from swallowing by mistake.
"Kunni is up and wow, old black, I'm the inside story".
value, this is the latest model 361 without degree.
1, 2, 3, 4, then help turn off the lights every day.
Foreign countries may not have military training, you have to be clear.
The thing I have done most in the car: scold the car in front, or give the driver some pointers.
Why, who stipulates that it can only be put like this?
no problem,Be careful in your next life.
Efforts are proportional to wages.
Modern wine is so delicious, Li Bai needs a bottle after drinking, there is no time to write poetry at all.
How about you give it a try?
Don’t Bilian? Don't you want Bilian, the original poster?
That's so easy, do you know how to rob a bank?
means to go to prison for 5 years?
Yes, just lazy, lazier than the original poster.
Come on, go to confess today, he is mine.
God reply: Why every time boss Li calls bald strong , I know he didn't cut the tree?
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