Recently, my wife's company has achieved good results, and she has been promoted, and her income is suddenly higher than mine. I accompany her back to her family for dinner today. My mother-in-law is in a good mood. She kept scooping soup with vegetables and said: "Come on, eat more soft food"
What kind of look is this
to participate At the wedding, my buddy arranged the seats. He said that I was unmarried and he wanted to arrange a table for me. I was so excited, thinking that maybe there would be a single goddess or something. . . Later, I was placed at a table full of children, and I was asked to take care of them and eat well! ! !
Fortunately not a man
The senior rides a bicycle to take the school girl home, and when she gets home, the school girl gets out of the car and said shyly: "Senior, will the back seat of your car belong to me in the future?" The ground lowered his head. The senior was stunned, then smiled, and said, "No problem, I will go home and demolish it for you tonight!"
looks great
A melon farmer’s farm is stolen every night. Patronized, he thought for a long time, and finally came up with a good way. He wrote a sign: One of these melons is highly poisonous! Sure enough, I haven't lost a melon since that day. A week later, the melon farmer saw an extra row of words on the sign, and it was half cold at the beginning: now there are two!
can play, it must be very smart
My dad and I look a lot like each other. Everyone said they were carved out of a mold. This is good, but there are also many problems. For example, after my mom had a quarrel with my dad, when my mom saw the similar faces of me and dad, she got angry again and scolded me again!
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