[humorous joke] I went out on a date with my girlfriend on weekends. I said that life needs a sense of ritual, so I bought a cup of milk tea, saying that this is the first cup of autumn and it represents my love for you. My girlfriend admired me and woke up the next morning. He said, "Let's find out the long trousers for you. The beginning of autumn requires a sense of ritual. Wearing long trousers is the most basic respect for autumn!" I looked at the weather. The forecast showed a temperature of 30 degrees, and I nodded solemnly...
[humorous joke] I became a downwind district manager and my salary tripled to 80,000 a month. It was finally time to propose to my girlfriend! Unexpectedly, everything went smoothly than I expected, and she agreed directly with a happy face. In the evening, I held my girlfriend and chatted, and my girlfriend suddenly talked about the post-marriage: we will get married in the future, let's adopt a child! I listened for a moment, then smiled and joked: What's wrong, are you afraid of pain? Looking at me, my girlfriend suddenly sighed for a long time and said: No, I am afraid of ugliness!
[Humorous joke] The wife gave birth to twins. In order to take care of the children, the mother and wife are too busy to eat. So I invited my 85-year-old grandmother to the house to help. Yesterday my grandmother said excitedly: "I want to buy more remote controls, the more the better!" My mother asked him without looking back, why do you buy so many remote controls? Grandma said excitedly: "I found that your remote control has money everywhere to install batteries. Wouldn't we make a fortune by buying more remote control?" It was all my grandma's fault. I feel like I'm going to be out of luck today!
[humorous joke] I went for a walk with my pregnant daughter-in-law last night, and I met my ex-girlfriend when I arrived in the park. I was wearing a mask at the time, thinking she might not recognize it. Passing by, the ex-girlfriend stopped and called me: So it was you. Seeing the sharp eyes of my daughter-in-law, I hurriedly said: Sorry, you have admitted the wrong person. The ex-girlfriend smiled: Although you are wearing a mask, your squinted eyes, high and low eyebrows , wind ears are unique!
[humorous joke] In order to give me a better life, my husband,I quit my stable job and became a courier. Today, my salary was paid. My husband took me out to go shopping, and I met a primary school teacher who I hadn't seen for many years. We both stepped forward to greet excitedly, and my husband handed the teacher a cigarette and lit it by the way. The teacher stared at both of us, and then spit out a smoke ring: It’s really unexpected that my most proud student actually married the most naughty undergraduate in the class. As the saying goes, it’s true that the idiot rides on a good horse. Wife often sleeps with my husband.
[humorous joke] Today is the first time I went to see my parents at my girlfriend's house. The seven aunts and aunts are here. My girlfriend’s family likes me very much. My girlfriend's third aunt gave me a piece of meat, and I thought it was too fat, so I wanted to get rid of it secretly. So he took it in his hand and was about to throw it under the table. Unexpectedly, he used too much force and threw it on the thigh of the opposite sister-in-law. My sister-in-law looked at me blankly...
[humorous joke] The brother of the high school brother was bullied and came to me for help. Without saying anything, I called a few brothers and blocked the door of the other party's dormitory. I kicked the door vigorously and shouted: Get out of me! The result was too much force, the door didn't open, and my leg got stuck inside. Then the brothers unloaded the door, they were carrying the door, and I was lying on the door...The scene was so exciting!
[humorous joke] The chairman went abroad for a one-month vacation. After he came back, he found that the company was totally unrecognizable. He happened to meet a few sons drinking at a party. The chairman asked: "What did you do while I was away from the company?" Son: "I sell your two luxury cars and pay for debts!" The second son: "I sold your three luxury houses and spent it all!" The third son: "I...I didn't sell anything." Director Chief: "You are still sensible. Now, I appoint the third son as the vice chairman!" The third son: "No need for my father, I have already transferred the company to my name. The company is mine. If it's okay, you can Leaving!" The chairman fainted on the spot...
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