1. One day in high school, a classmate asked for leave to go online. He called the teacher and said: Teacher, I have a stomachache and cannot come to class. Can I take a leave today? The teacher agreed. A few minutes later, the classmate called again: I have asked for leave, hurry up, and there will be no chance for you to go, whether you are going or not. The teacher was stunned for a moment and said: No, I still have to teach you.
2. When I was in high school, a classmate was over 1.8 meters tall, and his parents were only over 1.6 meters tall. The classmates laughed at him: Are you a genetic mutation? It grows so tall and disproportionate to your parents. This classmate suddenly became anxious: Who said I have a genetic mutation? My second uncle is also over 1.8 meters tall. Suddenly the whole class looked at him with strange eyes...
3. In the office, everyone was discussing having a second child, and several elder sisters said that they were old and ill. At this time, there was a sentence from the corner: The cars are all broken, not broken. I'll go, old drivers are everywhere. . .
4. During the Chinese New Year, the old neighbor’s son posted Spring Festival couplets. He just posted a banner that said "Being hardworking and getting rich". The old neighbor said: "Let’s deceive me for decades." Take a few words down! Can you get rich now without being kidnapped? Can you get rich without speculation? Can you get rich if you don't deceive yourself?
5. Others wonder why I am so popular? This is not surprising. The first is that I am cute, and others know that I am harmless. Second, I would like to thank my ex-boyfriend, the bastard, who posted all the contact information of my wife on the Internet, and also marked the marriage hotline. Men and women are not limited...
6. Husband, I have had a major operation and may not be able to conceive a child. You will not despise me? "After hearing this, I hugged my girlfriend and said softly: "It's okay, it's a big deal to adopt one."Are there any sequelae after surgery? "She said shyly: "There are no sequelae, but I'm not used to squatting to urinate. .
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