Every time Li goes on a business trip, his wife will be reluctant to give up and personally send him to the train station. Xiao Li said concerned: "I'll just go by myself, why should you go and see me?" "I can't say it," Xiao Li's wife said coquettishly, "I only saw the train leaving with my own eyes. Don’t worry! ”
Newly transferred to the same table, people are very arrogant, and keep telling me how to be a cow, and he will cover me in the future. He asked me who was the best in the class and wanted to beat Liwei. I said the one who was sitting in the last row with yellow hair, he slapped the yellow hair after class. After the beating, show off to me: I didn't find that the yellow hair is too bullish, two like him are not enough for me to fight. Me: The principal is his father .
My cousin was very entangled when she filled out her volunteers for the college entrance examination! I asked her: What is tangled up? She said: I don’t know whether I want to apply to a university in the south or a university in the north! I asked again: Is there a big difference? She said: The northern latitude is high, the centripetal force is small, and it is closer to the center of the earth. In this case, the weight will be heavier! With black lines on my face, I said: Then go to the south! She depressed and said: But the south is hot, the heat expands and the cold shrinks, so my size will be bigger again! I. . .
I dreamt that someone would give me 20 million last night,The condition is to break up with her boyfriend immediately. When I heard this, I cried and rushed up to hug her thigh and said, "You must speak for words. ”
strong5 span6 span is longer than strong5 span6 , Kissed the boy in the woods last night, and the next day my girlfriend said to me: "I saw your boyfriend nibbling bark in the woods last night, is he sick? ”
today , An uncle who sells soy milk fritters on the street, just sit down and have a bite. Suddenly, a city manager came and came to the uncle's stall. He picked up the fried dough sticks and ate them. The old man didn't even dare to say anything, he couldn't help laughing. I don't like these people in sheep's clothing bullying the old people. My fierce temper came right away, and I knocked down the city management with three punches and two kicks. The uncle kept shouting: "Are you sick! Why are you hitting my son? ”
When he goes out to play with his friend on the subway, and play with his boyfriend. cell phone. I said to him depressedly: "Your girlfriend is by your side, but you only care about playing with your mobile phone. Do you think it is appropriate..." Then the guy looked up and said quietly, "Well, I just think it's a big deal. Girlfriend, it’s not very suitable.The daughter-in-law said disgustingly: I didn't expect you to be so dark! I retorted: Black is healthier! The daughter-in-law nodded thoughtfully. In the evening, my daughter-in-law urged homework, and I said: If the body is overdrawn, people will get sick. Daughter-in-law: "Hey hey healthier" is not what you said ?
A new female colleague came to the office today, she is very beautiful. The supervisor arranged for her to sit next to me. After she came over, she warmly greeted me: "Hello, my surname is Bai, Baicao, what is your surname?" I said after listening, "My name is Che Kun." Who knows that the girl's face turns red after brushing. Would you like to take my car home later?
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