God's reply: Why are so many boys unsightly, but their girlfriends are pretty? God's comment is bright
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Is the difference between 1 meter 87 and 1 meter 71 so much different?
As far as I know, mad dogs like to bite people most.
I stopped listening. The best is the eighth class of electromechanical.
Is this a gas mask?
It's really stinky, and I took pictures on the train.
In the eyes of children, mothers are gentle.
I seem to have no talent for drawing.
Now cats can take selfies.
I told the landlord that I want to check out.
Look at your drawing so much like a palace.
The keyboard is not as good as this girl.
This husband is amazing! Just delete his wife.
I am not mistaken, you said this dog is your girlfriend.
Is this car not insured?
The phone sticker is too bad for you.
Do you believe that there is a God in the world?
I am wondering, why do I always fail to match?
What did the doctor say when he saw the film?
Do you have curly hair? I thought I bit my tongue.
How old do you want to live by yourself, and most satisfied?
Good husband, how do I pick it up?
I want to lose weight, but you want to gain weight.
Do you know? Catch the pheasant is illegal.
Those who know how to type blindly will not be afraid of such a keyboard.
Are you talking to yourself?
It turns out that this student's surname is white. Called a blank roll.
Are you showing off that you have a girlfriend?
The love of parents for their children is selfless.
Are you flying a plane? Let me drive a lap too.
You are called the old man, will the old man take care of you?
Your hairstyle is not so good!
This is finally replaced by a new phone.
Why are there small rocks on the bus?
There is no boat in sight in the vast ocean.
Who said that the country has no tanks.
Do you think it makes sense for the wolf demon to say this?
Why do all of them have to step on their feet?
I just saw nothing like a policeman.
I think all three of them can't get through the fire pit.
Little sister, don't you always point at me!
If you don’t admit to falling in love with you, don’t give him money.
You actually spent so much money on a pair of shoes.
Who put the leftover tea eggs into the pot?
I think students nowadays are not called to study hard.
This graduation gift prepared by the teacher for the students is indeed an anniversary.
It is normal that you can't finish eating and packing.
Why do I have to participate in the 5km long-distance race to get the gold medal?
I didn’t see your cattle!
I feel that this lawyer is a liar.
God's reply: Why do many boys look bad, but their girlfriends are beautiful? God's comment is bright.
Come to a friend to give you a chance to be a detective. How do you solve this case?
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