Joke one
One year when I traveled to Beijing with my husband and my daughter, I specially arranged an education trip to a prestigious school for my daughter. I wanted to inspire my daughter's lofty ambitions. I finally found the door of , Peking University, and visited. After visiting Weiming Lake and Boyata, facing the picturesque Peking University, I said in words that are easy to attract my daughter: "Tongtong, you see the North Elephant Park as beautiful, do you want to come here when you grow up? University?" The daughter said with certainty: "I won't go to Peking University." I was surprised: "Huh? Why?" The daughter looked around and pouted, "There is no classroom in Peking University."
Joke two
Me: Who is the author of "Childhood"?
Daughter: Gorky , I also know that Benin and him belong to the same country!
me: It's Lenin! !
Daughter: Isn't Lenin fighting fires?
me: That's Raining! ! !
joke three
One day, I crossed the road with my daughter at the crossroads and waited for the green light. My daughter told me: "Mom, that's a zebra crossing, and my teacher taught us." Echoing: "Yes, the zebra crossing is for children to cross the road, so you must remember it!" The daughter asked again: "But mother, why does the car take the zebra crossing too?"
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