1. Once upon a time, there was a child herding sheep on a mountain. One day it was really boring and he shouted "The wolf is coming! The wolf is coming!" I didn't see it. Instead, when I came to see the child, he was happily on the side, so back and forth. On the third time, he shouted but no one paid any attention to him, so he sold all the sheep and bought a box of spicy noodles.
2. Lying on the sofa inadvertently sang: A light kiss... I slapped my face! I was also questioned: Who is Qingqing? I am not in a hurry to answer For this question, I was secretly grateful, thanks to not singing: Qingqing riverside grass!
3. I heard that you fell in love with a girl some time ago, how about? Did you catch it? "Don't mention it, alas, they are all married." "Such a speed?" Do you know whom to marry? "The money is not enough, it's sold out now. "
4. The female classmate is a game master and asked me to play games with me, and I agreed. After turning on the computer, I ran to chat with my wife. After a while, my classmates called me and my wife looked at me. I wanted to see who was calling on my cell phone. In order to show off my cleanliness, I deliberately turned on the hands-free, and heard the female classmate shouting on the phone: "My room is open, why are you not here?
5. I went out for dinner with my dad, and met someone at his company. Every time my dad introduced me to outsiders, he always used the word "humility", which is a dog... But I don't know what he is today. Why is my brain hot, telling others that this is my pet dog...
6. Go to the wedding banquet and ask what clothes to wear. Answer: Red Cheongsam. So I wore a cheongsam to go. I came back to report in the evening, and I was hit with countless conversations today.The topic of the conversation includes: The dishes on our table are not ready, please remind me! Here is a bottle of beer! Excuse me, where is the toilet...
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