1. Landlord: The rent will increase by 15%. It is said that it can be a lot cheaper to find someone to leave, and it cost more than 7000 to entertain guests and give gifts. I just paid the rent and found that others paid 125,000. I paid 120,000. . . . . This day is full of routines. . . . . . . .
2. Go to the toilet, hear a scream next door, and then ran in a guy! Now we are still blocked by a group of people at the toilet door... I want to ask how to prove that it was not my mistake! Waiting online is very anxious...
3. I was looking for an ID card. My son came home from school and saw a mess. I was stunned~~~ I took out the book from my schoolbag for a long time, and took out Zhang Er. The ten banknotes were handed to me with a look of sympathy: Dad, I only have so many, you should first respond.
4. My wife was on a business trip for a week, and I caught a cold, and the whole person was exhausted. I was thrown into a room with snotty papers. When my wife came in to see me, there was still me on the floor, crying and crying. , Crying and saying, my husband, I will never go on business again...
5. Picking up my girlfriend home after work, the two of us were speechless all the way, and we couldn’t find a topic for 30 minutes and walked to the door. When she cried, "My dear, we can't go back anymore, right?"
After listening, my heart was cold, and I slapped it over: "You TM locked the key again.
6. While drinking tea, a big brother came to the door, frowning. I said what happened to brother?... Just watch him say: Put water in the bathtub in the morning, and the girl puts the tea leaves I poured it inside. I took a morning bath to buy something to eat for your sister-in-law, and I will go back to soak... These five thousand yuan tea,No waste at all. Fortunately, it's not 50,000, or the eldest brother will have to live in the bathtub. . . . . . . . . .
7. The attack method of swearing, ugly and silly is outdated and most people are immune. I will teach you a psychological trick to attack people without dirty words. When the other party is wearing new clothes, you say nonchalantly: your clothes are really ugly; when the other party is playing a song, if you say nonchalantly: the song you played is so ugly, turn it off; when the other party says this thing is really delicious, if you have nothing to do Say: This thing is really unpalatable, and throw it in the trash can at the same time. Make sure to make the other party depressed all day! Leave it alone, I want to quiet
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