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In the park, Xiao Liu saw the feet of a woman next to him,
was wearing a pair of very nice silk stockings, very envious.
Xiao Liu: "Miss, what brand of stockings are you wearing?
I want to buy a pair for my wife."
The woman looked at him in surprise.
Woman: "I advise you not to buy it."
Xiao Liu: "Why then?"
Woman: "If you put on this kind of stockings,
those dog men who don't want to buy it. ,
will find excuses to strike up a conversation with your wife."
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I know, I know, the whole family knows
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When I was in college
br2p _p0
br2p _p0
br1p _p0
, I want to take a leave!"
The result was marked as "wife, I want to take a leave".
It’s miserable if you haven’t used the Jiugongge input method before,
is too cheating.
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have all started the super change form,What else
female silver, you don’t understand the happy hum of boys paper ╯^╰
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_p2 br2p
_p2 br1p
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My wife has an itchy throat,
I always cough, and my rectum is almost coming out.
asked me: "Husband,
I always cough, what's the matter?"
"Who made you love pig's feet so much?!" _p
"Is this related to eating pig's feet?"
"Of course! Your throat is stained with athlete's foot ."
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2p wash the dishes with my neighbor
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2p
said with concern: Internet said that detergent has carcinogens,
I don't use it.
Me: Oh? What kind of dishwashing do you use?
Neighbor: I always use laundry detergent in my house.
I laughed: Isn’t that more toxic?
The neighbor was shocked: I didn't say anything on the Internet!
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I got my heart
Today is over!
Haven't seen it? Let's come back tomorrow!
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