1. , his son is four years old, he is very pitiful, and he has a strong fighting ability. He was holding him on the sofa to watch TV last night and let him play on the side. He accidentally fell off the sofa and scared me a lot. He was about to coax me, but who knew my son patted his butt and stood up, walked in front of me, and gave me a decisive kick. , How do you look at your children?"
2. Everyday Smile.com provides more jokes. I dreamt that I planted a money-making tree and it was full of banknotes. ……When I came to the money tree, I found that I didn’t have long hands and couldn’t shake it. I had to hire someone to shake it. I didn’t expect that the labor fee would go up, and the money I had shaken was not enough to start a salary. I dreamt it!
3. The embarrassing girlfriend is a funny joke, the girlfriend is short-sighted, and has not been wearing glasses, saying that she wears glasses is not good , so I gave her a pair of contact lenses. . . Her whole world suddenly brightened, and then she glanced at me calmly and said: "Let's break up"
4. In the morning, my mother suddenly woke me up from my sleep: "Get up, the sun is all over my buttocks." !" After hearing these words, I couldn't help but burst into tears. It was my mother who cared about me. I immediately covered the quilt. How bad it is to catch a cold this season!
5. I was going to discuss marriage with my girlfriend, so I asked her: Who are you going to invite when you get married? My girlfriend said lightly: I will definitely invite you when I get married. How do I feel if she said something wrong? ?
6. I have a classmate nicknamed Watermelon,He lives on the fifth floor of a community. One day, I asked him to play basketball. It was very hot, so I didn’t bother to go upstairs to look for him, so I stood downstairs and shouted: "Watermelon, watermelon." As soon as the voice fell, an aunt on the second floor opened the window and asked: "How much is a catty?"
7. Roommates often don't clean up, the room is messy, and many negotiations are fruitless. I was very distressed, so I registered a female account in Mo. Mo. Chat outside of work, relieve stress, and confide your worries to friends. Early this morning, I was delighted to find that my roommate started to clean up the room, and said that a beautiful lady who was very chatty on a certain app wanted to come to him for a drink, and he gave me 200 yuan to keep me from coming back at night...
8. Two cars had a rear-end collision. The female driver in front got out of the car and pointed to the words on the rear of her car and said angrily: "Did you see what was written?" The rear-ending male driver approached one. Look at the rear of the car: "Please don't chase me, let alone kiss me!" Then he said embarrassingly: "Beauty, I will never kiss your ass if I kiss."
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