God Critic Hilarious Collection: My girlfriend is very beautiful and belongs to the dance team. What should I do if the pressure is extremely high?
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Are you sure just the WiFi is cracked? Hahaha.
Pigs now have less and less head meat.
Come to a master couplet.
How do you think about young people who have electronic cigarettes on their necks and take a puff every time.
You really have a way to coax girls to sleep.
You can get the most gold by eating sweet potatoes, hahaha.
Do you remember that there is no end in life? I understood this instantly.
is here I came with my question, what do you do?
In order not to annoy my girlfriend, I ignored him.
You don't need to buy a big bottle to buy mineral water. It is not worthwhile to add too much water.
What's the matter with this girl, she didn't think of me when she had a baby, but she thought of me when she was pregnant.
What should I do? Can anyone do it? How should I connect?
When I knocked one, they laughed at me,When I knocked 10, they started to envy me.
One-yuan coin, of course it has to be spent on the serious way.
Senior two is too difficult, is it okay for the second year? I never went to high school.
What can I send if I donate 5000CC of blood in the hospital?
Then I have no choice but to call me a taxi instead of smashing the car.
I have been thinking, I also learn Avalokitesvara to do good deeds and sacrifice myself, can I become immortal when I save someone with a broken arm?
I would say hello classmate, why are you crying? I am your monitor, what can you tell me?
Is this going down the stairs or up the stairs? Does anyone see it?
This is too troublesome. Just bury your lower body and expose your upper body.
Will you slap your girlfriend for a billion dollars? She might kneel and beg me to slap hahaha.
The fastest one I have used is my legs. Are you satisfied with this answer?
If you encounter this kind of sub-question, how would you answer it?
Can I open a case for cursing in WeChat? Don't you know if you try it yourself? Go kid.
Do you still have to ask? It must be because IQ is occupying the high ground.
Commentary and hilarious collection: My girlfriend is on a dance team, what should I do if the pressure is very high?
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I saw 12 characters in total, how about you? How many words can you see?
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