has a girlfriend who doesn’t like to drink drinks. She broke up with her boyfriend recently.... Once to her house, she packed all the drinks she bought for her boyfriend and told me to take it away. I asked casually, “No. Do you leave it to your boyfriend to drink?" She said, "You can feed it to the dog without giving it to him." . . When I got home, I drank a drink happily, thinking of her words, how awkward to think...
my colleague said his wife was very lazy, I asked what's wrong, he said he lives on the third floor, his wife Every time I buy something online, I write in the remarks: Pregnant women, with limited mobility, please deliver it to your door. A few days ago, the little brother who delivered the courier finally couldn't help it, and shouted downstairs: Three years, I have tolerated you for three years, are you pregnant with Nezha?
The boss’s birthday, and the boss is on a business trip, so she invites the employees to eat and drink. At the end of the banquet, my department manager came to congratulate her happy birthday because of something at home. It means that the manager is late, let the big guy say, what should I do to you! What my colleagues all shouted is: Three glasses of fine wine! Only me, who was drunk, kept shouting loudly there: kiss one! A kiss...
I was passing by the small woods today and saw a couple chatting about love. The woman said to the man, “I’m always vegetarian recently. Would you like to eat some meat today? The man hesitated and said: "I have just saved for a few days, and I was afraid that I wouldn't have enough to eat. At that time, the woman became angry and shouted at the man: Then I have sand in my eyes. It's okay to blow it off for me, right?" The man gritted his teeth and said okay, the two of them got up and walked to the nearby hotel. I looked at the two-dollar pork in my hand and rubbed my eyes. I was confused. I would open the room when I blow my eyes?
Two familiar men met,Talk about women together. A: "A woman must live frugally, behave properly, and keep her mouth tight. This is a good woman." B: "My wife is like this. She is very economical. The towel is hung there and hasn't used it once in six weeks; she can sit still. , Sat on the sofa all day long; she was also tight-lipped, and until today she has not told me who our baby was born to."
On the train, there was a beautiful girl sitting behind, She mustered up the courage to start a conversation, "Hello, take the liberty to ask where are you?" The girl was also very polite, "I'm in Beijing." "It's fate, I'm also in Beijing." The conversation was successful, and the topic had to continue, and I continued. "But I have to remind you one thing. If you let your child climb on the backrest and pull my hair, you may not be able to go to Beijing."
classmate His grandfather is very temperamental. He went on a trip once and went home a few days later. He saw that the leftovers on the coffee table at home were moldy. The key is that this dish was left on the coffee table before his grandfather went out to play and gave his aunt's dinner. His grandfather became angry at once, and kept scolding his aunt for being too lazy. His aunt was annoyed by it, so he spoke up, but his grandfather kicked it up. His aunt felt very embarrassed and wanted to relax. She wanted to ask if his grandpa had eaten, and went to cook for his grandpa. The result was: Dad, you didn't eat. It's okay now. His grandfather's anger has become more angry. He asked if it hurts, and he was looking for a mop, but he couldn't hold it.
My boyfriend yelled at me because he couldn't bear to buy too much clothes recently, and I immediately cried and said, "You yelled at me?" I was so angry that I was about to throw his computer. He: "Well, what's wrong with you? If it weren't for your long national beauty, like a flower like a jade, a closed moon and a shameful flower, a beautiful country, gentle and kind, I would have beaten you very long ago"...
morning As soon as I got up, I received a deceptive text message.It reads: Your wife is in my hands, give me money if you know it. When I was idle and bored, I replied: Whatever you want, you can do whatever you want. The man was surprised: This is your wife, are you worried at all? I immediately replied with tears in my eyes: Brother, I have been single for more than 30 years, and you are the only one who says I have a wife.
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