The classmate got married late. It’s been three years, and his wife is still so charming. We drank together last night. We persuaded him: Three years, enough fun, it’s time to have a baby! Here's beer belly: You think I want to play, eighteen or nineteen, I think it's fun, now I'm afraid, three years, when I'm not working hard. ! ! ! Another glass of beer, three years later, her belly is not big, and I am getting fatter. It was stinged by pain points...
I was driving home last night, just in time for the rush hour, and when I was about to arrive, I was still trapped in a crowd, and I said "please let it go" a few times, but the people in front were all indifferent . A little brother in the back couldn't see it, and shouted for me, "This eldest sister wants to go down", but everyone still didn't respond. In the end, the little brother muttered, "Oh no, I'm going to vomit", and the crowd dispersed...
A middle-aged man came to see a psychiatrist. He told the doctor that he once had a perfect relationship, which was also 's first love , After three years of baptism, it finally came to fruition, but in the very lively wedding night, bride escaped, leaving shadow in my heart, and dare not accept love again. The doctor asked: Do you want to get rid of this shadow and accept love again? The man said, "No, I'm here to ask for the area of this shadow.
" You can't go in, sir! A fireman stopped me. "Don't stop me, let me in." "The fire inside is very fierce, and I am thinking of your safety. Please step back. "Then I should go in, I can't just watch the fire spread and remain indifferent." "Then what do you mean by holding a handful of raw mutton skewers..."
One day, a radio station host received a call from a listener. Listener: I just picked up a wallet at the door of McDonald's , inside There are five thousand dollars.Moderator: Thank you very much for this enthusiastic listener. Please leave your contact number and we will help you find the owner as soon as possible. Audience: No, no, I just want to order a song, Da Zhangwei 's song " times cool ", to express my current mood!
Husband: Wife, today I saw a beautiful woman who looks special Good-looking, that little pretty waist is very thin, at first glance it looks like a model ! Wife: Is it? I'll give you one more chance to reorganize the language! ! ! Husband: Daughter-in-law, I saw a girl today, dressed like a goblin, with a stunted waist. It's not a thing at first glance! Wife: Well, be careful next time you speak! Husband: Alright!
The online name of the new boyfriend of a female colleague is "Dema". She wants to change the couple's name, so let me give some advice. I saw that she was usually very domineering, so I helped her get a "stick to rule Dema". She liked it very much, and she even told others about her new online name... Now I am very worried, worried that one day she will read her name upside down. will find me desperately.
I kept laughing at the female colleague sitting next to me! The female colleague asked strangely, "What are you laughing at?" I pointed to half of her face and said, "You have a soy bean on your face!" She disdain and said: "No way, this half of the face is facing you every day, Feng Shui is not very good." Nimei!!! I said the company bought it for me and I don't need it. She still recommended an accident insurance for me, and then said: "This one can even be struck by lightning, think about it, you have made so many oaths before, think about it."
The female boss was robbed late at night, and she told me in the early morning with a face of excitement : It's been more than 10 years... I was finally robbed, and I was finally able to beat people upright, this old lady has never beaten anyone. Yesterday Someone finally came up and beat him late. I beat him for three hours. I felt sorry for the person who was robbed for a second.
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