The urban routines are deep, and the rural roads are slippery, which is well-founded.
My daughter's language homework, can it be saved?
Don't say that your life is not as good as a dog, you are really not as good as a dog! This is real!
The most luxurious thing at home is the toilet!
This is real surfing, am I proud?
The delivery boy has added new skills
You were afraid of being a printer in your last life. Your mother even took out the chicken feather child
I doubt if this leg is real
has paid
is also a man, why are you such a good
girl, can you be any more girly? It's easy to get beaten up when you walk like this, you know? I'm so drunk , only if you dare to take that step, there will be new possibilities
The little brother is quite business-minded
Since I saw the selfie tool of beautiful women, I no longer believe in the Internet.
The faster you go, the more you will fall.
Girl This trick is too Can you teach me
[humorous joke] I am a fitness coach, this afternoon at the entrance of airport , I saw a little rich woman running big! I asked her out that night, and after meeting, I couldn't help kissing her. The rich woman didn't say a word, but drove away.I had a play in my heart, and I kept giggling on the way home, dreaming that I would marry her and have children, the boy would be like me, the girl would be like her... When I was thinking about what name to name the child, I was suddenly caught by the rich woman's two bodyguards. Punched into the alley!
[humorous joke] When I was a child, I was most afraid of injection , and it was really painful. One time for vaccination, a few cousins and sisters walked to the village clinic together. On the way, I had a whim: I will go to the clinic later to see who gets the injection. I saw the doctor's fierce face, and the thin and long needle , Really scared.At the end of the line, the cousins couldn't cry, but I watched the needle go into the skin the whole time! When it was my turn, it was really painful, wow, I was the only one crying, what a shame!
[humorous joke] When I went to 's boyfriend 's house for the first time, his mother happened to be away, so I took the initiative to say that I would cook for my boyfriend and his father! At noon that day, on a whim, I baked a pot of thick pancakes. I don’t know if the noodles were not cooked or the fire was too hot. The pancakes were so hard that I couldn’t cut them with a knife! In order to ease my embarrassment, 's uncle took a saw from the warehouse and sawed the cake open, and the boyfriend and uncle gnawed at it for two hours before they finished eating the thick cake! My uncle also praised me, saying: Xiao Sa, your craftsmanship is really good, this cake is crispy and crispy, delicious!
[humorous joke] Yesterday, my female colleague took me to her house for dinner . During dinner, I suggested that the two of us have a few drinks. The female colleague shyly said: I am drunk, you will not hold my hand, will you? I do not know! The female colleague continued to ask: You will not cover me, will you? Me: Absolutely not! The female colleague asked again: Then I'm unconscious, you won't bully me, will you? I said to her with justice and awe: Absolutely not! The female colleague suddenly changed her face and said to me: Then why are you drinking!
[humorous joke] Xiao Ming is pursuing the divorced beauty of the company, this beauty is 3 years older than him, with a 6-year-old girl, very beautiful, Xiao Ming likes that little girl so much, so she started crazy about her mother Pursue. The beauty finally let go and said, "Xiao Ming, I'll take you home first. You and my daughter try to get along and see if you can get along. I have to remind me that my girl is very skinny." Xiao Ming said it was okay. On the same day, Xiao Ming and the beautiful mother and daughter ate together. After the meal, the beautiful girl went to clean up the kitchen, and Xiao Ming played with the 6-year-old girl.
She suddenly said, "Big brother, I will test you a question, and if you answer correctly, I will call you dad!" Xiao Ming was immediately amused, even a 6-year-old baby can still stumped him by adding and subtracting within ten. Obviously it's a benefit. At this time, I heard little girl say: "What is 9.96532 minus 5.89624?" Xiao Ming said, "Son, goodbye...my and your mother are inseparable!" When going out, the beauty said: "Don't I'm discouraged, go home and use the computer to calculate..." Xiao Ming suddenly realized that there was still drama, the problem is that you can't always carry a calculator with you to live, right?
[humorous joke] I have been married to my wife for many years and have been living happily ever after. One night, my wife was lying in my arms and asked me: "Husband, let's get a divorce!" I was horrified: "Why? Am I being bad to you?" The wife explained: "It's because you are so kind to me, I just wanted to try if other men are like this, I have been with you since I was 18, if I live with you happily, I will regret it..."
[humorous joke] girlfriend run away I came to my sister's house to cry with her, my best friend was very sad, and my brother-in-law persuaded him: "There are many good men in , so there is nothing to be sad about." My sister was very dissatisfied with her brother-in-law's attitude and said, "At the beginning When your first love girlfriend dumped you, aren't you just as sad?" My brother-in-law said indifferently: "What's so sad, if she doesn't dump me, how can I find such a beautiful wife as you, and besides, you were not the same as the former Are you still sad that your boyfriend is dumped?" My sister said disdainfully, "He's as stupid as a pig, and he still feels good about himself all day." After speaking, the sister and her brother-in-law looked at each other and gave a high five to celebrate. The best friend said angrily: "I'm here for comfort! It's not for you to spread dog food!"
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