1. These two days on May Day, some of our old friends made an appointment for a self-driving tour to Tibet. We sat in the van and talked and laughed together. The atmosphere was more active. I was a little tired, and then all held the phone and played there. A friend's wife had a fart, probably out of shyness, that ended on a tentative and intermittent basis, and she thought we didn't even hear it. At this time, the inside of the car was even more silent. In order to break this situation, her husband said humorously: "Wife, if you have a fart, you can let it go generously. A good fart will make you loose!" Then everyone Laughing out loud...
2, a funny thing happened recently, two thieves were hired to sneak into a research institute run by a private boss in the middle of the night to steal important research materials, in the underground research institute Find a safe that says valuables are prohibited. The two thieves thought it was the information they were looking for. After a lot of painstaking efforts to open the insurance library, they found that it was all packed with jelly without any information. Tired and hungry, the two thieves ate all the jelly in a fit of rage, then left angrily. The next day the local news headlines: "Shock! The sperm bank of a certain research institute was stolen like crazy".
3, my wife has a cold these few days and is afraid of the cold. One night I was holding her, and I was about to fall asleep when he suddenly said something in my ear that startled me: "This life is so short." I was shocked, no, is there something I can't think of? , this... this... I was still thinking about why he suddenly said this, and was about to think about how to comfort him, and then my wife said, "I can't cover my feet, it's so cold." You second-hand! It almost scared me to shit...
4, there is a male section chief of a company who went abroad on a business trip, and called his wife at night to report safety.After chatting for a while, the wife wanted to hang up: "Dear, go to bed early! You have been on a business trip for a day and need a good rest. Go to bed early, I won't talk to you any more..." The section chief was very strange: "I It seems that there are other people's movements in the room?" Wife: "You think too much, I'm bored at home alone on a business trip, and then tonight I asked my best friend Xiaoyu to come over to accompany me, why? Believe me! Otherwise, I'll let Xiaoyu tell you a few words!" Section chief: "No need, wife! I believe you, go to bed early!" Stayed smoked, and then fell ill... This story tells us that smoking is harmful to the body healthy ! [呲ya][呲ya]
5, I used to make mistakes when I was a child, and I was often beaten by my kind father , and then asked me: Is it wrong? It's a pouted answer: I'm right~ The result is that I ushered in the second round of my dad's blowout... That's it, I was young, ignorant, and innocent. I gradually understood. Once, after my dad beat me again, he asked: Is it wrong? I immediately replied: Wrong! In the end, I didn't expect to die... Dad said again: What's wrong? I didn't react, my face was blinded, why didn't I follow the routine, and answered weakly: I don't know...touch..., when I was a child Do you have any such experience.
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