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My dad just called and asked anxiously, "Are you all right?" I said, "It's fine! What's wrong?" He said, "I received a text message saying that you were kidnapped, and it took me 3 days. Call him within 200,000 yuan, or the ticket will be torn up!" I hurriedly comforted my father: "Don't worry, I'm fine, that's a liar! When did you receive the text message?" He hesitated and said: " Last month, when I got busy, I forgot about it..."
help
When a bald old man put a box on the luggage rack, the locks on his temples were deliberately long to cover his entire head The hair accidentally slipped and blocked his vision. The old man held up the box and couldn't put it in. He was anxious, and shouted to the flight attendant: "Just watch it? Don't you know come over and help me?" .
By coincidence
On the bus today, a woman sat next to me with a dog in her arms.
I looked at the dog and it looked at me too.
Look again, it still looks at me, I keep staring at it, it stares at me too.
After a period of time, the woman looked at her dog, looked at me again, and said: "Do you know each other?" happy. When I hesitated and said that I wanted to borrow some money, 's mother sneered: "Hmph, liar, you still want to pretend to be my son!" After that, she hung up the phone.
Who is
My mother steamed the buns, and after the steaming, she brought a plate of buns into the house.
The son was about to eat when he stretched out his hand, and the mother hit the son and said, "Go, let your father eat first." ."
After the father finished eating a bun, he wanted to eat it again, but the mother brought the bun to the son and said, "Eat it, it looks cooked."
The son ignored the angry father and said lightly : "Did you see it? This is Mom."
Go
The boy went to his girlfriend's house for the first time, and he has been unhappy since he came back.
The roommate asked him: "What's the matter? Are her parents not enthusiastic about you?" You're playing well, why are you panicking?"
Boy: "As you play, her dad's chess shape takes on the shape of a house..."
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