girl, forgive me for laughing rudely after reading the ending, hahaha.
Don't come here, I'll hit you must have. What if it comes true?
Funny joke: A video game player goes to hell after death. A week later, Satan came in angrily and asked Hades: "Who the hell did you send me last week?" Hades: "What's the matter?" Satan: "What's wrong? He fights the devils as soon as he comes. It was a lot of work, and in the end, they were all tamed and docile, and they also questioned one by one where the exit of the next level was!"
Funny joke: I have known the goddess for three years, and she works in the south. The goddess asked me to find her, so I flew to Guangzhou. Three hours later, I arrived at the airport. The goddess, dressed in noble and elegant hands, waved to me with a placard. I checked the time, it was almost one o'clock. I also waved to the goddess and asked: Wait a long time? Goddess: Wait half an hour. Me: I'll take you to dinner. Goddess: Well, I want to eat buffet hot pot. I ate a full meal, but the goddess didn't eat much. Me: do you eat more? Goddess: I'll keep my belly. I'll invite you to play billiards later. Me: ......
Playing jokes: The first-class child has signs of puppy love! It's a big deal, I told my sister right away. My brother-in-law flattened his son neatly.That night, my nephew sent me a WeChat message: You can't find a partner yourself, and you want to make me single. You are thinking about my grandmother's house breaking up! Just wait and see! The next day, my father and my mother teamed up to beat me. Dayton!
Funny joke: a couple, male: "Ever since we were together, I have eaten barbecue every night, and I have eaten my beer belly." Female: "I didn't expect that the crystallization of our love would be reflected in you first.