I feel like I have a generation gap with you丨Ten Moments of a joke

I feel that I have a generation gap with you. Today I ask you what are the four oceans of the earth?

You actually said it was: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat and Boiling Goat!


Once in a meeting, I sat in the second row and looked at my boss. With an idea, I looked back at the buddy in the last row who was sleeping soundly.

As a result, he was awakened by the boss, and our boss told him: can he laugh so loudly in his dreams?



A: Only fools are sure of something, and smart people are always confused.

B: Are you sure?

A: Of course.


In recent years,I have had a lot of success, which are mainly divided into three categories: successful login, successful download, and successful payment. I also understand my biggest shortcoming: insufficient balance.




Dr. has invented some Zuma games to play with. May I ask Xiaohong, Xiaohuang, Xiaoqing, and Xiaolan who have not received it?


Xiaoqing, because of "blue zuma"

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You often say that men are not good things, but why do many girls say that I am a good person.



complained to my mother: I am short because my dad is short, and can I be saved?

My mother: What's up with your aunt?


biology teacher enthusiastically talked about the appearance of wild hunting in Africa,Finding that many classmates were actually sleeping, he roared: You get up and look at me, regardless of how I know what a wild hunter looks like!



People cannot lower their noble heads, except when picking up money.



My friend asked me: "I can't always make a girlfriend, is it because I ask too much for _span2 p span2 p _span2 p7sp _span2 p _span2

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