have a say one, sister waist very strong
show ah ...
Gouzi ferocious ah
I just want to draw draw water
autumn Mountain down, extraordinary skill
If there is a master who is second to two ha, how do you feel about two ha?
What should I do if there is no cow at home?
I want to do this every time I eat with friends who love to take pictures
5We are right behind you...
The high-rise scenery is really good!
Big brother don’t be like this
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Oh I went to, this method is good, oh
how witty resolve embarrassment
this chopsticks It's invincible
Nothing can stop my determination to eat!
This is a magic skirt,I just don’t know if the transparency can be adjusted.
I have really seen unmanned driving and great dogs. Where do I go?
seems a bit thick
divorce, which has not yet married here so pit I
Get me up! You said that we want to be together!
I was surprised that the color became black and white
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Who did it?
The difference between mother and daughter is too big today
strong It's funny and memorable!
1. Time tells me that the age of unreasonable troubles has passed, and it is time for to install garlic .
2. There is always someone who will beat you by just smiling at you, such as the class teacher outside the window.
3. Because I play Tetris very well, you can go happily if you marry me, because in the future I will be a wife who knows how to clean up the house.
4. When I hate someone, if the person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate the other person at all. It's so principled, you can't hate a person with a vision.
5. It was said on the TV that there would be radiation when putting the mobile phone under the pillow, so I was so scared that I turned off the TV and threw the pillow away.
6. I was planning to lose weight into a lightning bolt this year, blinding your eyes, and not wanting to become fat into a wall of nuts, blocking your sight.
7. Although you don’t have the face of an angel and the figure of a devil, you have a man’s heart!
8. That year, I left my hometown and drifted north by myself. Later, the folks in the village never drank water from the well again.
9. If you feel nauseous and retching while brushing your teeth, stop brushing your teeth in the mirror!
10. Only when I pay the phone bill can I feel that what I said is so valuable!
11. History is always surprisingly similar,I spent Valentine’s Day alone the year before last, I spent Valentine’s Day last year, and I spent Valentine’s Day this year alone.
12. Xiao Ming in elementary school textbooks is always stumped by all kinds of weird problems, but Xiao Ming never appears in middle school textbooks, I knew that fool could not pass the high school exam.
13. There is a customer who always buys money from me, and gradually I am with his daughter. On the day I saw my parents, my brain twitched and said: "Uncle, you let me be a girl this year, and I will pay you one big and one small next year."
14. Leaders are really fickle people. To treat the unit as my own home, I obediently took off my shoes, shirtless, and sat on the table drinking and eating spicy sticks, but he actually said that I really treat the unit as my own home!
15. School has started, and some people are adjusting their schedules, while others are suffering from jet lag.
16. For me, school is the place where dreams begin, and the teacher is a sleeping pill.
17. After cutting the hair, the barber asked me how I was. I lighted a cigarette and was silent for a while and said to him: "Big brother, you are happy."
18. Me Finding that I seem to be paralyzed, I tried to tell myself that I was going to work today, but my body just didn't respond when I was lying in bed.
19. Most people are full after just a few mouthfuls, and food is just a few more mouthfuls when they are full.
20. Being a man is really hard.After a few minutes of homework, the phone became jealous, which made me coax her for two hours
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