Happy moment: I said I was hungry and almost killed
I said I was hungry and almost killed
If this is your girlfriend, I I advise you to let her leave as soon as there are more and more men around
Our dumplings in the north are put like this. I don’t know how to put the dumplings in the south
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My ex-girlfriend showed off her boyfriend’s new car with me. I laughed when I saw it. The tires are all broken
Now you are also fighting for such a person
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1. My wife and I are both blood type O. Today I accompanied my child for a physical examination and found that he was type B. My wife scolded me and said that the genetically modified milk powder I always bought was good for her, otherwise I would kneel on the washboard again tonight, which is very risky.
2. A female colleague did not come to work for a few days. Everyone was very curious, so someone asked the boss, and the boss said lightly: She killed someone and must take a break. I was shocked at the time, as if no one understood. Looking at everyone who was astonished, he left a sentence: Her boyfriend is too good; then he turned and went into the office.
3. On Saturday, the company organizes a trip, and a beautiful lady from the company hides from the rain under a big tree. The place is relatively biased, so I was with her. Suddenly she came up with a crossword puzzle and asked me to guess: "Get married without a bed.Guess a word. "I haven't guessed it for a long time. She hasn't told me the answer until today, and she doesn't care about me. Let the male ticket tell me stories to coax me to sleep, and then the male ticket stupidly said that he can’t tell stories, and he didn’t know how to coax others. When I was about to complain, the male ticket weakly said, "Or I will play a story. Let me show you..." I asked curiously: "You can't tell stories and act? what story? Play me and see! "Then the male ticket said while taking off his clothes: "There used to be a group of tadpoles..."
5. Recently some people in the dormitory talked about how many certificates they had won in elementary school and how many full marks they had. Sentence: "What a cow? When I was a child, I got zero scores in exams. Now I'm in the same bedroom with you? _Span10span
6. My girlfriend has recently got angry and has a toothache. I decided to have this sick tooth extracted. I accompanied my girlfriend who was holding her cheeks to the nearby dental clinic. When the dentist checked her, My girlfriend screamed in pain, my eldest brother wiped the sweat from his head and said to me: You go out and call a few neighbors in the neighborhood, your sister-in-law is not at home, I am afraid of misunderstanding. I am afraid of misunderstanding...
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