Humorous joke: I met a beautiful woman with fluttering hair at the bus stop, which made my heart fascinated.

1. has always liked a senior when he was in school, and he started to get close to him on campus, hoping that he would understand my intentions. After graduation, I didn't expect to go to the same company as the male god. I was shopping with the male god today, thinking that since God arranged it, it is better to express my feelings as soon as possible. Just confessed. The male god did not speak, and silently led me to a watermelon stall, pointing to a sliced ​​watermelon and said: "You are like this watermelon." I was a little bit happy, "Is that my sweet water and spirit." The male god He smiled frivolously, "No, I mean you are fat, and your face is big and round and there are a lot of spots on it." My eyes were just red, but I heard the male god say, "But I just like to eat."

2 . When his father-in-law was crossing the road, he was hit by a luxury car and was severely injured. He was taken to the hospital and pushed to the rescue room. Father-in-law's body. The father-in-law, who was in a coma, woke up immediately and shouted: Help, someone is indecent! ! At this time, everyone's eyes are staring here. Aunt-level nurse said: This is the latest rescue method, you see if he is awake.

3. met a beautiful woman with long hair and fluttering hair at the bus stop, which made me very excited. I couldn't stand the restlessness in my heart, and I mustered up the courage to talk to the beauty: beauty, can I ask you a place? The beauty glanced at me and said with a smile: yes. I asked: How can I walk into your heart? The beauty pointed to a luxury car and said to me: The road is very far away. Did you see the opposite car? You need this car to reach your destination. I accepted this reality cruelly, and drove away the opposite car.

4. Since I got my driver's license, I have driven out to work every day. I don't remember how many years I haven't taken a bus. Today, the bus broke down and I took the bus out. There happened to be a place after getting in the car. I just sat down and saw a grandfather came up and stood beside me. I hurriedly stood up and said politely to the uncle: "Uncle,Please sit down! "Who knows the uncle said: "Old man, you should be at least sixty or more!" I'm only forty, you call me uncle?

5. helped the female boss to complete a private matter today. The female boss said thank me for inviting me to dinner and asked me where I want to eat? I said: just go to your house to eat, not too expensive. "The female boss replied: Okay, but even if I make it at home, I have to prepare a big meal for you, and ask me what I like to eat? I said that there is meat. Now that the price of meat has risen, I haven't smelled it for a month. I almost forget what the meat tastes like. The female boss said and nodded. However, when I went to the female boss’s house, the female boss actually prepared me a leek dumpling . I was really angry, saying that it was so good that there was no meat at all. I ate two dumplings and left. This made my boss too stingy and it was not worth working hard for her. Everyone thinks right?

6. met a beauty, she asked me, do I look good? I nodded and said, of course it looks good. She sighed, I'm so good-looking, but my husband ran away with other women. Do you think he deserves to die? When I heard her say this, I couldn't help but be filled with indignation. It was really unreasonable. She was so dying, starved to death. With such a beautiful and charming wife, her husband actually hooked up with other women. It was a jerk. I nodded angrily and said, that's really damn it. She gave me a slap and said, I can say he deserves to die, but you can't. After speaking, she went away angrily! I covered my mouth and couldn't speak for a long time!