Happy joke: The air conditioner in the company broke down in the summer, and the male colleague took off his shirt directly

The air conditioner in the company broke down in the summer, and the male colleague took off his shirt directly. The female colleague saw that this was really overwhelming. The office immediately smelled of sweat, and the female colleagues fled.

I travel a lot. Every time I go home, my child looks at me with a timid look. After this business trip, I suddenly wanted to ask my child: "Son, when did Uncle Wang come back?" The son said: "Which of you are Uncle Wang?"

Parents quarreled and quarreled very fiercely. Today, my mom suddenly picked up a bottle of dichlorvos and said to dad: You treat me so that I will let you Taste what it's like to lose a loved one! After speaking, he opened my mouth.

Customer: "I want to buy a book. There is no murder in it, but there are hidden murderous intentions; there is no love, but love and hate are hard to give up; there is no detective, but always vigilant... Can you introduce me a copy?" ""Stock market"."

Grandma sent a message to her grandson and said: Hurry up and hide. Your teacher came to look for you at home because of your truancy. The grandson said: Grandma, hurry up and hide! Today, I called the teacher to ask for leave, saying that my grandma passed away, so I stopped going to school. At this time, grandma had already opened the door to the teacher. Teacher: Are you? Grandma: For the first seven days of today, I will come back and have a look. The teacher knelt.

When I came back from shopping in the supermarket on the weekend, I saw our manager and his wife carrying a big bag of things from a long distance on the road. They were holding hands, but suddenly the manager carried his wife on his back and walked slowly. Now! Seeing this, I hurried forward to catch up, thinking of helping the manager carry the big bag! Me: Manager, do you want to help? The manager roared: Go, this is my wife! What good things are you thinking of? I...

I went out for dinner with a few friends that day. After dinner, we all rushed to pay the bill because we argued over who should pay the bill. We quarreled for more than three hours and our voices became hoarse. The waiter took it. Looking at us next to the bill: Gentlemen, you all ordered a plate of potato shreds with peppers.A plate of fried bean sprouts and a tomato egg soup, a total of 38 yuan, as for you? Of course, we were not embarrassed at all, and replied: nonsense, don't grab the bill when it's cheap, or grab it when it's expensive?

Jing Ke and Qin Wuyang were carrying out the plan to assassinate King Qin in the Xianyang Palace. Qin Wuyang holding the map, walked step by step towards and King Qin, but when he saw the mighty appearance of King Qin, he became scared and his legs trembled. Trembling. This performance was seen by King Qin, and he was suspicious. He felt that the situation was not right and immediately drank him: "You!! Have you forgotten to wear long pants?" When I got off the phone and saw the chat history between her and dad, I instantly felt that my mom was cute, mom: how long will it take to get off work and what to eat at night. Dad: What else is there at home? Mom: A beautiful woman in her 40s. Dad: Okay, what do you want to eat, I'll go shopping.

Went for breakfast at six o'clock in the morning that winter, and saw an uncle sanitation sweeping the road vigorously in the cold wind. Suddenly he felt pity, and bought a cup of soy milk and a cage of Xiao Long Bao for the uncle. Uncle repeatedly pushed back and tried to accept it. He said to me: child! The uncle has money. Last year, he lost millions of dollars when he demolished his house. He came out to sweep the floor purely to exercise. You are a good boy, it is not easy for you young people to make money! After listening to the uncle’s words, I feel that the bitter cold wind blows me so desolate...

Brother: Brother, what did you write? Brother: Mathematics. Brother: You lie! This is mathematics. It is clearly English. Can a bunch of English letters calculate the answer to mathematics? Brother: You are still young, and you don't understand the viciousness of mathematics!

My daughter-in-law quarreled with me and ran away. She didn't see anyone for the whole night and didn't answer the phone. She passed by the barbecue stall and had a beer ready to start. My daughter-in-law called: Wang XX, dare to come out slowly to chase my old lady and make me cat in the corridor for more than ten minutes. There are mosquito bites on my legs. You are still in the mood to chuckle...! Me: Do you still add spicy pepper to the barbecue? Daughter-in-law: …just add more and come back soon, it’s not delicious!

I excitedly said to my mother: "Mom,You want to hug your grandson! "She looked at me with surprise: "You...what are you talking about?" "I took her hand and touched my belly and said, "Listen, he moved, he kicked me!" "My mother was shocked, then "slap" slapped me on the face and said: "You are so hungry, just say it!" Single dogs dare to lie to me like this! I warn you, if you dare to wear a woman's clothes next time, my old lady will discount your legs! Silly son! "_P1p

My girlfriend got angry at me inexplicably, and she confided that I was wrong, so she asked her in a daze? She said that she had quarreled with her boyfriend, but she was so angry! I: If you are angry, you scold him, why are you scolding me? She said : I can’t scold him. You’re stupid, so I wanted to scold you. I...

After reading the text message from the elementary school teacher, the father turned his face to anger at his son. Add reprimand: "You still failed the make-up exam this time. Are you embarrassed? "The son hurriedly defended: "Can this blame me?" The teacher gave the same questions from the last exam. _P1p

Very early, I used to work in a small bank. This bank did not have a few customers even when it was busiest. One day no one was there. At 3:30 in the afternoon, the manager called for one. The guy went to close the front door, and after a while the guy came back, and he said uneasily, "The door is closed, I forgot to open it in the morning. "_P1p

I was three minutes late for a date with my girlfriend, and she was too late to apologize and explain, so she took my hand and said with a grimace, "How long will you let me wait?" Do you want my beautiful youth to spend in this long wait? Look at my eyes! Looking through the autumn waters are all true feelings for you; look at the slate on the street! The deep depression is the footprint I stepped on when I was waiting for you. "I... I also feel that I owe my girlfriend too much, such as a Golden Award.

There is a gentleman who was beaten up by his wife and was bruised and swollen. He asked a friend to tell him his grievances. The friend taught him, "My friend immediately knelt on the ground and said : "I'll be a tiger, so that you can be Wu Song! "_P1p

When I was young, a tree withered on the mountain, my grandfather asked my brother to chop down the dead tree and get some firewood back! My brother carried an axe and left.When he came back, he held a wooden stick. My grandfather asked him: You went back for a long time after cutting down this stick of firewood? My brother: No! I just chopped it down, but where did the axe head fly? This is the handle of the axe... I haven't found it after looking for it for a long time... Wife: "Dear do you love me?" Husband: "Love!" Wife: "You said that because you are afraid of hurting me!" "Husband: "Little fool, you think too much. I just said that because I was afraid that you would harm me." Wife: "Really? It looks like kneeling on the washboard is still effective!"

Someone sells on the first episode. Donkey, looking back, the donkey is gone, only half the reins in his hand. Back home, his wife cried and scolded and complained: You can lose even a donkey. Why don't you ride it? Can you lose it if you ride it? He comforted his wife and said: Thanks to my lead. If you are riding, you won't even lose me.