Funny joke: Toad is the first of the five poisons? Did my feet agree?

Duan: That day, I went to a factory in the suburbs with my colleague Xiaoqiang on a business trip. After completing the task, it was evening on the way back to the company. Xiaoqiang drove the car, and suddenly the poetry glowed: "Looking at the desert, the sand is like snow, the distant mountains, the moon is like a hook." It is said that we are a pair of enemies, and we like to harm each other when we talk. This time, I was tired all day. Unhappy and said: "Look at your mother!" Xiaoqiang suddenly rejoiced: "Okay, take you to see my mother." After speaking, the car turned into a country road. That time, it was the first time that the ugly daughter-in-law met her in-laws

The calf born to cow No. 11 in Zhakou Village, snake skin, snake tail, like a snake, without hair, a bit Like a dinosaur, the freak was stunned

suddenly felt that IQ was ravaged!

Don’t talk about it, go to work to make money

Who am I and where am I?

The lion who has paid a lot of money is okay, right?

What is the use of this iron rod?

Which school is this?

When the netizens found the female version of Yue Yunpeng

Is the toad the first of the five poisons? Did my feet agree?

I came to pick up the goods

paragraph: chat in the family group."Come and see the natal gifts I bought for two little guys (referring to my brother's daughter and my sister's son)." Mom shouted in the group. From head to toe, from the inside to the outside, the two little guys have a complete set of "red lucky". My mother was in the group talking excitedly about her buying "Red Lucky", and the chat was about to end. "Mom, do you buy these all?" I asked. "Yeah, what else is missing? It's not missing." My mother read it again and replied. "Mom, I am also in my birth year for your relatives." In order not to attract attention, I had to say it myself. "Oh, forget about you. When you come back, buy a pair of red socks and wear them yourself. Just buy a pair for two yuan." That, mom, where did you pick it up...