#Toutiao Creation Challenge #1: The heroine died in a car accident, the hero tore his cornea apart in grief 2: The president bought an atomic bomb for his girlfriend to celebrate his birthday (woman, happy birthday... Uh ~) 3: The heroine's college entrance examination is tense,

3: The heroine is nervous in the college entrance examination, the hero postponed the college entrance examination time (ah, what did I hear)

4: The man has mastered the lifeline of the Asian economy and can still memorize Pi (that's outrageous)

5: The heroine panda blood needs blood transfusion, the hero kills a panda for her (little panda, I didn't mess with any of you)

6: The heroine gave birth to 2,000 children in a minute, and gave birth to 7.5 billion children in seven years. The earth was occupied by their family. All humans on the earth went to Mars Life (good guy)

7: He took out five million cash from his pocket. To be honest, it is impossible for Doraemon to take out his pocket.

8: He lost his arms and hugged his head in the rain and cried bitterly (and then shouted: Why am I a mute)

9: Two months pregnant, asking for protection of the big and small, (strangely, I will be protected by the big or small in two months)

10: The male protagonist knelt on one knee and kowtowed to the female protagonist’s parents three times (seriously)

11: "The male protagonist is wearing three points of coldness Three-point ridicule four-point carelessly, took out a check from his pocket and threw the man opposite him dozens of meters away. "

12: There is also a 120-mile wheelchair

13: The heroine has been in a year's license, but she is afraid of encountering other cars on the road. The hero goes to the expressway with a phone call and clears the shop for a day (this boss...)