Li Yitong 's new drama "Dark Clouds Meet the Bright Moon" started airing last night. An Mie took a look inadvertently and almost vomited.
How to quickly determine whether the drama you are watching, whether it is a good or a bad drama in the shortest time? Take this "Dark Clouds Meet the Bright Moon" as an example and share it with you a solution.
Ankang is usually a matter of judging whether a drama is good or bad, it only takes one minute.
The first second of "Dark Clouds Meet the Bright Moon", the first shot, clearly tells you that this is a bad movie. In the picture, a strange hand was moving strangely in the water. Is this a horror movie?
However, wasn’t this drama a promotional sweet love drama before? How did it become a horror movie?
Next, a rural aunt carrying a hoe. Oh, she didn't carry a hoe, she was actually Li Yitong. To be honest, this is the first time An Mie has seen Li Yitong as naughty and so ugly that he almost couldn't recognize him.
Then, the rustic and ugly Li Yitong suddenly walked into the movie of Guo Jingming .
In fact, it should be said that he has entered the Marvel movie.
Because of this plagiarism masterpiece by Guo Jingming, the target of plagiarism is Marvel's "Doctor Strange".
Unexpectedly, the second Guo Jingming came again, but this time the starring role was changed to Li Yitong.
Ankong even suspected that the special effects team of "Dark Clouds Meet the Bright Moon" is Guo Jingming's film team. Only in this way can such similar special effects appear, and it should be said that they are exactly the same.
What role does Li Yitong play in the play, a traffic writer who writes online cool articles.
Or to put it another way, An Mie thinks she is not an online cool-looking writer, she should be a rich second-generation online cool-looking enthusiast. When Li Yitong wrote a novel, she soaked in a luxurious bathtub, placed her notebook in the bathtub, and then placed a bunch of lighting tools around her.
These lighting tools include horse lanterns, European candles, computer lamps, bedside lamps , and lamps that cannot be named.
I wonder if you guys have recognized who the actor below is.
Can you believe that no matter how beautiful an actor is, he will be replaced by another person in a bad work.
Li Yitong finally finished her "light bath" and was about to write on her desk.
So, how did she write it.
Li Yitong said, take out the Titanic.
plus a Japanese "Girl Traveling Through Time and Space".
is considered complete, is it simple? Yes, it's that simple.
At this point, An Mie understood that the director of this big production "Dark Clouds Meet the Bright Moon" should be Guo Jingming's student or his admirer.
Because, in order to become a hot-selling writer like Guo Jingming, there are only two conditions. First, take over well-known foreign works and knead them together. Second, just lie in the luxurious high-end office building in Shanghai and place a circle of European candles.
So, "New Suspension Love Work" came out.
Ankong doesn’t understand what “suspense love” is, do you have any friends who know it?
Then, the opening of the credit starts.
The opening also has a strong plastic texture. I don’t know if I dare not put the male protagonist’s face or because I am afraid of something, so the male protagonist in the opening opening is a faceless dummy. After
, the plot officially begins.
There is a big cruise ship on the sea. Judging from this computer CG, the drama party is still willing to pay a lot of money.
Just one second you were still amazed at the crew's willingness to spend a lot of money and create such a luxurious cruise ship.
The next second, your eyes will be blind.
Because there are a bunch of fake fish with Sanmao special effects appearing around Li Yitong, and the traces of cutouts are too obvious. After the
lens is closer, it is even more terrible.
A viewer can clearly see that Li Yitong's lips are dry. Isn't she in the water? Why are her lips dry?
I understand, this is the effect of Li Yitong in a place without water. After posing, the bubbles added later in the blisters will come out.
The most speechless thing is Li Yitong's diving posture.
During the entire diving process, Li Yitong always stood in this position, just like on land, standing in the water.
The most ecstasy thing about it is the following posture.
Li Yitong finally showed us her specialty - dance.
We see that Li Yitong's two hands were dancing in the sky, and then, with both feet, were walking Michael's space walk.
The whole body has not changed, and he has been standing up and walking in the water for 90 degrees.
If a film and television work is regarded as a plate of food, then the director and screenwriter are the chefs and main ingredients, the actors are the ingredients, and the art and the post-production are the seasonings.
If Li Yitong is a pretty good scallion, then the director and production team are cow dung, and the final product will definitely not be swallowed. No matter how delicious the scallions are, you can't swallow them even after mixing them with cow dung.
The male star of this drama, An Mie has never seen his works and does not know him, but he is very familiar with his name. Why? Because there were several large-scale votes in the Douban group in the past two years, and they chose the ugliest male protagonist in costume dramas.
The male protagonist's name ranks first, so he is very famous on Douban and everyone knows him.
The original novel of this drama has a score of 7.1 on Douban, which is not a good work. Then the director of this drama is a female director named Cai Cong , and her works are very famous. For example, Xiao Forest, Xiao Clean Vision, and the bad movies " too thick color " and "The Legend of the Contour".
