This time, we want to take back all the lost three years...
It's just a joke, but it is indeed not unreasonable. The three years of the epidemic have seemed to have stolen these three precious years from our lives. As 21st grade college students, we have never experienced even one day of real college life. Fortunately, our youth is still there. Under the spotlight and expectation, "Old Masters" have descended on every corner around us.
At the beginning, the word "let go" was infinitely beautiful to us who had lived like a caged life for three years. In the past three years, countless schools and buildings were closed, and countless complaints and depressions made the moment of true freedom seem precious. However, however...
First, there was the wave of college students returning home in December. Taking universities in several places where the epidemic was severe as a pioneer, as policies were gradually liberalized across the country, Shanghai, which remained unchanged, fascinated countless college students. Those pictures of many eager-looking dogs freely arranged and combined became the most popular in Moments and chat records during that period.
Of course, most people got their wish and packed their bags in advance to say goodbye to the campus again in the second half of 2022. There are also a small number of people who stayed on campus for various reasons.
The first group to fall were those who returned to the "drug den" and stayed in school. At that time, most people still maintained a scornful attitude towards Omicron - a virus that has been weakened after three years of toxicity. They hoped to adhere to the idea of being "positive" early, have antibodies and early freedom, and would even take the initiative to be infected with the virus. So in the circle of friends, people gradually started to show off the antigen ,
posted about nucleic acid,
posted about a thermometer as high as 40 degrees,
posted about "Baojuan, my throat"...
As some areas are jokingly called "the negative gradually disappears", there are more and more memes and attention issues about "yang" on the Internet. Various symptoms begin to appear in the circle of friends. Some people have been having fever at the same time every night for many days. ; There are also those who lose their sense of taste and smell, and suffer from whatever they eat; there are also various "headache strains", "dry rice strains" and "insomnia strains"; of course, there are also some warriors who can make Mr. Ao feel inferior: under the same roof with a "yang" family, but still the "yin" comes from me, and the "yin" is beautiful.
I thought I was enjoying the benefits of the region, but in recent days I have discovered that more and more friends around me have been infected through various channels. As we who were trembling as we advanced to the finals, we also differentiated into several typical representatives. For example, people with "phantom yang syndrome",
, because many of the symptoms of Omicron infection, especially mild ones, are similar to ordinary influenza, so these people will regard the slightest sign of sore throat, headache, and cough as a sign of "yang", and then make antigens and nucleic acids, crazy and They are internally consumed and have to suppress their illness even though they are not sick; on the other extreme, in this period when all the people clamoring for freedom are desperately heading home, they still have an enviable schedule. They freely shuttle through various shopping malls, restaurants or scenic spots, turning a deaf ear to all the viruses around them, and the arrogant Mr. Ao seems unwilling to patronize their trachea.
In fact, between "yin" and "yang", there is also a type of people. They have just learned that their family members or close friends are "yang" at the same time, so they put on a "death-like" attitude and made all arrangements for themselves before and after illness. They are so nervous that they can almost be called the only source of happiness these days. (The other is the nonsense that netizens are crazy about)
Just like the darkness before dawn, the normal situation in the circle of friends has changed from the original cheers to howls - still howls with thick phlegm or bubble sounds. But no matter what, I still hope that everyone in the circle of friends who has been infected will get better soon, and everyone in the finals should take care, and everyone still needs to do daily protection and disinfection.(I hereby sincerely hope that the distinguished Lord Omicron will let us go...)
checked the circle of friends again, "咩——咩——咩"...
copywriting | Tongfengqi
editor | Tongfengqi
pictures | Hemu
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