分享你最喜欢的NBA坊间传说：皮尔斯退场解手？马刺故意搞坏空调

[美国JRs之声]分享你最喜欢的NBA坊间传说：皮尔斯08年退场解手？马刺故意搞坏空调？ 由 不弯的香蕉 发表在虎扑篮球·湿乎乎的话题 https://bbs.hupu.com/vote

投票主题：看完这些坊间传闻，有没有让你震惊不已？

震惊了，感觉今天是愚人节

没有惊到我，之前我都有了解

What are your favourites NBA urban legends and myths?

你最喜欢哪个NBA民间传说/未被证实之故事？

Long ago, I remember reading in this sub a story about Karl Malone trying to fuck Kobe's wife (it was actually true) so I started thinking about more stories like this. I'm talking about player feuds, or trash talking stories. Wich one you remember the most?

我很久之前在话题区上看到有人说卡尔-马龙当年想要搞科比媳妇（这事儿还确实是真的），所以当时我也开始想要更多了解这种传闻，比如球员不和或者互喷垃圾话之类的。给你留下最深刻印象的是哪个传说？

[–]KingsYSLThug 216 指标 10小时前

It was some theory I read from a Bulls fan on here about Jimmy Butler and Thibs. When Jimmy was nearing the end of his rookie contract, Bulls front office realized how good he was getting and asked Thibs to try tank his value entering free agency by playing him less.

某位公牛球迷有个理论，解释了巴特勒和锡伯杜之间的种种。那时正赶上巴特勒的新秀合同即将结束，公牛管理层非常清楚巴特勒已经变得有多强，于是要求锡伯杜减少巴特勒的上场时间，以压低他进入自由球员市场后的身价。

Thibs was basically like 'fuck that' and played Jimmy and he got a contract that he deserved and that's why Jimmy likes/liked Thibs (do they still like each other?). The dude I read it from presented more evidence than I did which made it believable

然而锡伯杜当时的态度基本上就是“滚一边儿玩去”，依旧照常派巴特勒上场比赛，巴特勒得到了他应得的大合同，这也就是为什么巴特勒喜欢或者说当时喜欢锡伯杜（他俩现在还相敬如宾吗？）。当时那个球迷老哥摆的证据比我多多了，看上去还是挺可信的。

[–]picknroll0123 85 指标 4小时前

Asking thibs to play someone less is bound to fail

要求锡伯杜减少球员出场时间完全是自掘坟墓啊。

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejacoballen22 42 指标 5小时前

It would explain them firing him and it kinda lines up with the front office we have.

公牛球迷：这同样也能解释球队为什么炒了锡伯杜，同时，这也跟我牛管理层的一贯尿性吻合。

[–]Trail Blazershaidfs_a 174 指标 6小时前

Glen Rice banged Sarah Palin

格伦-莱斯上了莎拉-佩林。

原文链接：你想了解的莎拉-佩林和格伦-莱斯不正当关系的所有细节>>

[–][PHI] Markelle FultzKingKH5 373 指标 10小时前*

Jason Kidd-*Jimmy Jackson-Toni Braxton love triangle

杰森-基德、吉姆-杰克逊和唐妮-布雷斯顿之间的三角恋。

Scottie Pippen giving the magic stick to Madonna and Michael Jordan getting jealous

斯科蒂-皮蓬享用过麦当娜，乔丹嫉妒不已。

LeBron, Wade and Bosh first agreeing to join forces in 2006 or 2008

勒布朗、韦德和波什在2006年或2008年首次达成了结盟意向。

Bison Dele faked his death

毕森-德勒假死。

The Biggie song “I’ve got a story to tell” was about him banging Anthony Mason’s girlfriend while he was playing a Knicks game. Mason came home after the game, caught them and a gun was drawn.

Biggie那首歌名叫《我有一个故事要告诉你》，唱的其实是他趁着安东尼-梅森对阵尼克斯的时候上了梅森的女朋友的事儿。梅森打完比赛回家直接撞上这对儿狗男女偷吃，梅森都掏枪了。

Paul Pierce had to poop

保罗-皮尔斯（2008年总决赛伤退其实是）要拉屎。

Steve Nash divorced his wife one day after she gave birth to his child because he found out she had been cheating with one of his teammates. A bunch of guys were subsequently traded.

史蒂夫-纳什在前妻生孩子后的第二天就跟她离婚了，这是因为纳什发现妻子跟一个队友出轨了，后来好几个人都被交易走了。

[–]RaptorsLaFlame_Pablo 81 指标 8小时前

Biggie was the one who pulled the gun. He pretended he was ro*河蟹*g the place.

拔枪的是Biggie。他装作自己是来打劫的。

[–][DAL] Rodrigue Beauboispm_me_your_trees_plz 215 指标 9小时前

Never heard about the Nash divorce...yeesh.

独行侠球迷：之前还从没听过关于纳什离婚的背后故事……唏嘘啊。

[–]Lakersdoodypoo 126 指标 5小时前*

It's speculated to that the kid was not white despite Nash and his ex-wife both being white. I think the story goes that it was Barbosa

Edit: Lots are saying J. Rich and one has said that Nash and Barbosa are tight. I thought I read somewhere that it might have been Barbosa but who knows.

纳什和他前妻都是白人，然而出生的孩子却被推测不是白人。我记得当时说出轨的队友就是巴博萨。

补充一句：很多人说是杰森-理查德森，还有个哥们儿说纳什和巴博萨关系很铁。我记得我当时看过的某个说法表示就是巴博萨，不过这事儿谁说得准呢。

[–]Trail Blazerspuffpuffpastor 104 指标 5小时前

Speculated? Wouldn't it be pretty obvious if it isn't white? Or is there no photos of this kid?

这还用推测？难道不应该一眼就看出来是不是白人了吗？还是说并没有这孩子的照片？

[–]WarriorsMacDerfus 58 指标 4小时前

They're all blurry, hence the speculation that it's Barbosa

这事儿还是处于一团迷雾之中，所以才推测是巴博萨。

[–]Lakersdoodypoo 62 指标 5小时前*

I mean i've never seen photos, but I've also never looked. I've only read that was why they got divorced. He announced their divorce when the kid was born, but implied it had been planned.

我反正自己是从没看过什么照片，不过我也从没去找过。我只是看过一些报道讲述关于他们离婚的原因，纳什在孩子降生后才对外声明离婚的事儿，大家推测这事儿已经是早就提上日程了。

Edit: I think this smut list article is where I saw it but if you google something along the lines of "steve nash ex-wive cheating" other articles do come up. Obviously nothing too legit as this would be the worst type of reporting for a serious journalist to do.

补充：我应该是从这个有点露骨的文章里看到的，不过如果你去上网搜“史蒂夫-纳什前妻出轨”的关键字的话，还会有其他文章。不过很明显的是，都没有啥实锤，因为这种报道都不是什么正八经儿记者做的。

原文链接：15名“据说”出轨了队友妻子的运动员>>

[–][TOR] Jorge GarbajosaAkumetsu33 156 指标 10小时前

I loved this one about Corey Maggette: he was so muscular and so hard with nearly-pointy delts, players avoided reaching in on his drives cause their fingers too often got jammed and hurt instead of normally bouncing/pressing off softer skin.

我比较喜欢科里-马盖蒂的这条：马盖蒂太壮了，一对大膀子贼结实，他冲起来的时候其他球员都会刻意避让，不然他们的手指头大概率就会被肌肉卡住然后受伤，而非正常的那样被柔软的皮肤弹出来。

This story always made me laugh for some reason. Can't recall where I read it, maybe from an old SLAM mag.

虽然不知道为什么吧，不过每回听到这事儿我都乐得不行，记不清哪里看的了，可能是哪本老的《SLAM》杂志吧。

[–]TimberwolvesTheHitmanHearns 74 指标 6小时前

Zyzz would be proud

Zyzz（美国初代健身网红，早逝）会感到自豪的。

[–]KnicksHijinksNYK 33 指标 4小时前

corey "bad porn" magette (Sure, there’s penetration and scoring, but are you really happy with what you’re seeing?)

科里“劣质 A 片”-马盖蒂：是，他有“渗透（突破）”和“上垒（得分）”，可是这样你就满足了吗？？？

[–]ClippersBuckChartowski 13 指标 3小时前

I'm pretty sure bad porn came from "all penetration, no finish"

我很确信劣质 A 片的说法是来自“各种生突*河蟹* ，但就是射不进”。

[–]Imtryinjennifer 170 指标 10小时前

that Paul Pierce actually shat himself during the wheelchair game.

皮尔斯那场坐轮椅回归的比赛实际是他拉了裤子。

[–]EricHangingOut 62 指标 7小时前

I heard that Bill Walton was super nervous and anxious on the court when he got to UCLA, so Wooden encouraged him to smoke weed to chill the fuck out. The result, both on and off the court, brought happiness to all.

我听说比尔-沃顿刚到UCLA的时候，在场上会感到特别紧张和焦虑，所以主教练伍登建议他可以嗨嗨草冷静一下。结果，不管是场上还是场下，都给大家带来了无穷欢乐。

[–][WAS] Moses Maloneburnerfret 95 指标 10小时前*

That the Patrick Ewing lottery was rigged with a frozen envelope.

Everything about John Brisker: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Brisker

That Wilt Chamberlain picked up Mel Daniels -- who was 6-9, 250 -- by the neck and lifted him off the ground with one hand.

I recommend the two Terry Pluto oral histories of the ABA/NBA Loose Balls and Tall Tales, BTW.

帕特里克-尤因的乐透抽签被冰冻的信封动了手脚。

关于约翰-布里斯科尔的一切：原文链接

威尔特-张伯伦单手抓住了迈尔-丹尼尔斯——2米05，113公斤——的脖子，把他提到了半空中。

顺带打个广告，我推荐两本书，泰瑞-普拉托口述的ABA和NBA的历史，一本是叫《任意球权》，一本叫《大个子奇闻异事》 。

[–]RaptorsTheLostEconomist 51 指标 5小时前

Who wants to sex Mutombo

穆大叔当年泡妞的经典开场白是：谁想和穆托姆博上床？

[–]CavaliersKgb725 72 指标 7小时前

Toni Braxton using Jason kidd and Jackson to promote her album

Tony allen beating the shit out of OJ Mayo over gambling which was true

Jimmy butler being MJs son

Any time someone says lebron is fucking Rihanna or Beyonce

唐妮-布雷斯顿利用杰森-基德和吉姆-杰克逊来宣传自己的专辑。

因为赌桌上的事，托尼-阿伦把OJ-梅奥打得满地找牙，这是真的。

吉米-巴特勒是乔丹的儿子。

各种说詹姆斯日过蕾哈娜和碧昂斯的流言。

[–]Timberwolvessgthombre 47 指标 5小时前

Kevin Love broke his hand punching a wall at a house party in St. Paul near my university because the girl he was dating was cheating on him with someone at that party, not from knuckle push ups.

凯文-乐福在圣保罗的一个私宅聚会中击打墙壁导致手部骨折，那个地方就在我大学边上。他是因为当时交往的女孩在聚会上出轨了才怒而锤墙的，并不是因为做拳卧撑骨折的。

[–]NuggetsSozeKayze 46 指标 5小时前

Ak47 decline because of playing too much WoW

“AK47”基里连科因为打魔兽世界打得太凶了导致实力下滑。

[–]Tairy__Green 86 指标 6小时前

One of (pistons) Isiah Thomas's favorite party tricks in the locker room was tying his long cock in a knot (told by a former nba ballboy)

活塞“微笑刺客”伊赛亚-托马斯最喜欢的更衣室内恶作剧就是把他的大雕打结（一个前NBA球童告诉我的）。

[–]Lakers BandwagonPENIS__FINGERS 65 指标 5小时前

What

啥？

[–]Lakersevan2yu 90 指标 6小时前

Spurs intentionally broke the AC in the building in G1 2014 to make Lebron cramp.

湖人球迷：2014年总决赛首场马刺是故意搞坏了馆里的空调，就为了让詹姆斯抽筋。

[–][SAS] Tim Duncanhardgour 38 指标 4小时前

Was there. Hot/humid as fuck. AMA

马刺球迷：终于轮到我了，我当时在现场，那真是又热又湿啊，你们有什么想问的吗?

[–]SpursSharpsExposure 10 指标 3小时前

Was at that game. If true the fans paid the iron price but it was worth it for that sweet, sweet revenge.

马刺球迷：我也在现场，如果真是马刺故意搞的话，球迷可是受罪了。不过完成了那么甜蜜的复仇，一切都是值得的。

[–][SAS] Tim Duncanhardgour 8 指标 1小时前

Honestly, pretty fucking hot. By the end of the 1st period, it felt a little warm but the atmosphere was electric and loud so you didn’t think anything about the little bit of sweat.

马刺球迷：有一说一，那是真滴热啊。第一节快结束的时候就感觉有点儿暖和，不过现场气氛嗨到炸，环境那么嘈杂，稍微出点儿汗你也不会有感觉。

Halftime they announced that the AC units were out and they were working on getting them fixed, this is when it was became pretty obvious shit was wrong. It started feeling like a sauna. The floor was started picking up condensation and people were slipping around.

半场休息的时候，球馆告知观众们空调废了，工作人员在抓紧修空调。那时候大家就明显觉得不对劲儿了。感觉有点像蒸桑拿，地板上都开始有冷凝水了，一些人都因此滑倒了。

By the middle of the 4th, it was a sauna. Sweat was rolling down. It was definitely a very tough place to play in but all players were having to play through it and obviously struggling. I don’t blame anyone for cramping. It was bad.

等到第四节中段的时候，那就跟桑拿房一毛一样了。疯狂冒汗，在那种环境下打比赛太辛苦了，不过所有球员又不得不上场玩命。我不会怪罪任何球员抽筋，条件真的太恶劣了。

Best part of the entire game was post game there were some people who had been holding up the lebron cry face who now were getting carried out of the stadium by their friends holding up the face like it was theirs. Absolutely hilarious.

整场比赛最棒的部分是赛后那些本来之前还举着勒布朗哭脸的表情包的人都被自己的朋友扛出了球馆，他们当时的表情就跟勒布朗的的哭脸一模一样，实在是太喜感了。