Chen Jianping
"Cow Shit Land" glorious image
"Cow Shit Land" is my brother, our brotherhood has lasted for more than half a century.
Time is like smoke, half a century is in the blink of an eye, but the road of life seems to be long and long. How many stories have happened along the way!
Those close friends and people are like a handful of pearls, shining.
2 two red mother squids
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"cow shit land", live in Qingshan Village, Lingchuan Town, Putian coastal areas in Fujian. The mountains are green and the sea are blue, and the houses are scattered. The villagers are seeking life among the mountains and seas.
At the beginning of the Cultural Revolution, the "cow shit land" that graduated from junior high school made its mark.
In order to make a living, he helped multiple production teams to cultivate mushroom seeds, often dealing with the raw material "cow shit", winning the nickname of "cow shit" by a capable person.
Then, he entered Lingchuan Health Hospital and was my mother's colleague.
As the "cow shit land" of general affairs, he was amazed. In the face of complex personnel and social interactions, he joked and got along well with people; he could always get scarce supplies such as food and oil; he also secretly managed some " capitalist small tail" in private.
My family was poor back then. I went to the countryside and went to the 7th year to visit my relatives. I heard that I loved eating crabs, so I squatted several times in the Fishing Oak. I waited for the fishing boat to choose the first-hand red mother steak and rushed to Chengguan to deliver it.
"This kind of big croaker with legs spread out and squids should be stewed in old wine to nourish!" He specifically explained that his loyalty and loyalty were beyond words.
As the only child, he takes care of his old parents with filial piety. Although he is full of business practices, he cannot go out to stretch his feet. As a young man of Sanjuro, he is as strong as Bull Demon King , and his skills are better than Sun Wukong . How can he like a salary of less than 100 yuan!
rides on the wave of "remove opening", he resolutely quit his job and stayed in the local area: buy duck , sell piglets, run tractors, run snack bars, and rush electronic watches... In addition to "Brother Zhuang", he tried all the five elements and eight works.
market market is swaying, and the "cow shit land" business friends and drinkers have had a big team. They live a well-off life, and they are laughing all day long.
Haha, there is the wisdom of life hidden.
Swordsman
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Coastals value in incense, and "cow shit land" has been passed down for three generations, so they opened their eyes wide and picked and picked up the son-in-law to enter the door (called "adopted son" in the countryside).
He mobilized his only daughter to get married and have children early. When he was pregnant, in order to escape family planning, he was like an underground guerrilla who was doing a revolution. He hid cats in Chengguan’s home. His daily expenses were transmitted by the "transporter". His hometown was smashed and demolished, and he "exchanged" his authentic grandson for great losses.
fat, he was holding a baby, like a Maitreya Buddha, , and was so happy that he hummed Putian tune.
got the true story of "cow shit land". Her adopted son went to Sichuan to do business, and her business was booming. She opened a series of business departments and extended her business tentacles into Wenchuan .
Unexpectedly, the earthquake hit the sky, the road was cut off during the earthquake, and more than 30 employees were unsure of their lives and deaths! "Cow shit" can't laugh now. He held the phone and was distracted. He didn't close his eyes for three days and three nights, and finally got the news of "peace of people falling down in the house".
Amitabha , auspicious people will have their own appearance!
The business of the daughter and son-in-law is booming, so he advised his father not to work hard and be a "Anle Gong" and to worship tens of thousands of oceans every month.
"Cowstone" has a louder voice. She wears a thick "hemp rope" gold chain on the neck, wears a "crawler" gold bracelet in the hands, and has a crocodile leather wallet in the bag. She drives an imported BMW car, showing her richness and blessing. When he was bored, he volunteered to be the company's "special commissioner" and went to the local business departments to inspect the "southern tour" and enjoyed the wine and sauna.
employees of various business departments flattered and flattered, and the sound of "old man" was even closer than his grandfather. The sweet words made the "commissioner" feel happy, like the "happy lion" dancing to the streets during the Spring Festival.
"Special Commissioner" inspects the wine table
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"Inspection" and "Inspection". When you are always upset, the "cow shit land" will leisurely drive the BMW car, traveling around the mountains and rivers, and return home in glory like a "top scholar".
He bought the new apartment in Putian city, and every day he called out a group of friends, fighting and bragging, and was full of flowers, shouting and shouting, and not drunk.
On the wine table, the sound of "cow shit" coming from the dantian was lifting the tiles and passing through the walls, making it louder than anyone else.
Life is like this, what else can you ask for!
One day after drinking, the night was dark, and the "cow shit" drank like a red-faced Guan Gong. He drove along Chenggang Avenue to his hometown in Qingshan. He couldn't drink much on the way, so he stopped to sleep on the side of the road.
Haha, this guy is so bold that he doesn’t even close the car window!
until the sun shines, and then wakes up. Hey, why are your wrists and neck light and your butt light? You are so relaxed that you are not used to it.
After a careful touch, the thick gold chain on the neck, the large bracelet on the wrist, the gold fingers in the middle finger, and the more than 30,000 "Mao Zedong" stuffed in the back pocket actually disappeared!
, I slept so calmly. People turned him over and pulled away the wallet under his butt, and didn't even realize it.
He got out of the car in disappointment and touched his swelling belly to mock himself: "Hehe, ancient goods are right, this is called losing money and eliminating disasters. If I wake up, maybe a knife will be stabbed by me next to me. It would be strange if I don't reimburse me!"
Life stage "Cao Mengde"
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4hms walk more, drink more, and make more friends: three religions and nine rituals, Shengdan and Jingchou.
"cow shit land", "ugly" and "hateful" are also cute, just like the Three Kingdoms hero Cao Cao on the stage of life.
Hehe, red face, black face and white face sing in turn. The next time
is even more thrilling.
On that day, the "Cowstone Land" was recruited by a drinker to eat fish at the Dongsha Wharf restaurant. After pushing a cup and drinking, the fish was full, and blushed and drove home.
He opened the window and blew the cool breeze, while comfortably holding Soft China in his mouth, and spitting out the remaining cigarette butts out of the car window.
is a mystery, and the ignited cigarette butt flew out of the front window and was blown into the rear window by the sea breeze.
is so good now. He didn't realize it at all. He fell asleep when he went home. In the middle of the night, he was suddenly awakened by the sound of "beeping" sound.
opened his sleepy eyes and looked at it. The fire was shining outside the window. It turned out that the "BMW" parked in the yard actually started to burn, and the flames "danced" like a mare hair in the wind.
In desperation, he rushed out of the house with only shorts, but was locked and could not find the key. He touched his scalp and thought: "It's so good, the house deeds, bank cards, and gold, silver and fines are all in the car!"
It turned out that he was wandering around and had no place to live, and only had close "BMW" to accompany him, so he hid all his precious belongings under the car, thinking that the car was the safest to follow the car.
didn't expect that "BMW" would be "furious"! So he rushed back and tried his best to slap the crazy "fire horse". Oh my, even a few rare eyebrows like giant pandas were burned.
The fire is getting bigger and bigger. At this time, the frightened neighbors saw it in the building next door and shouted: "'Cowstone Land', do you still have your life? Climb the wall and jump out, run away quickly!"
"Cowstone Land" woke up like a dream. She pulled down a piece of shorts, abandoned the car and ran away, and tried her best to leap into the hospital wall, clumsyly using hands and feet, but her belly was too big, and it was a burden, and she couldn't climb onto the wall no matter how hard she climbed.
In critical moments, two strong guys jumped into the neighboring house outside the wall, lifting, pushing and holding his butt and exerting force together. With a "hi" sound, he rolled his bones out of the wall like a ball.
Afterwards, he looked at his round body in "cow shit" and said suspiciously: "How could my wealth of more than 200 kilograms climb up the wall and get out? Ahha, it's a miracle that is extraordinary. It seems that life should not be lost after being put to death!"
is a disaster that will last forever, and there will be blessings in the future.
will survive the disaster, and there will be a blessing in the future
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Not long after, the "Cowstone Land" re-built the city's house deed and completed the "cretified" bank card. As for those gold jewelry, they should be dedicated to the "God of Wealth", burning incense to ask for peace and blessing to make a fortune.
, with great confidence, he bought another Mercedes-Benz. Haha, BMW changes to the rushing horse, traveling around the world, and driving is even cooler!
Unexpectedly, the moon has phases and waxing, people have good fortune and good fortune at any time, and playing, eating and drinking can also cause problems!
Last spring, the "cow shit land" went to Shu to visit his grandson. He wandered around the river in the early morning. Suddenly, his chest tightness , and his feet softened and tilted on the guardrail by the water.
Thank goodness, there are railings by the river!
At a critical moment, he opened his mouth and roared a lion, gradually recovered, and swayed to the hospital for a check-up, and found a "myocardial infarction".
Doctor sceptically knocked his thick chest on the "city wall" and said in surprise: "You almost died. It was all based on that loud roar that the infarcted blood vessels were blown away. You can't smoke and drink anymore!"
"Ah, you can't drink, what fun is there in life? Isn't it my half life?"
installed heart stent , "Cows's shit" did not change its true nature, and drove home arrogantly. A group of foxes and dogs surrounded him like flies smelling cows, raised their glasses to celebrate his life and escaped from death.
He spread his hands and smiled and refused: "I am a person with only half of my life left. You are my good brothers, don't kill me!"
It seems that life is still important.
Since then, "Cow Shit Land" has not even done birthdays. "Let's just stay for 80 years old before doing it, so as not to worry about The King of Hell ; hey, if I want to call me in advance, I have no objection, just hold on to the King of Hell and fuck him a big cup!"
Look at this spirit, you can see it openly, let go, and be fearless.
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That day, on the whim, "Cows's Dot" went straight to Xianyou Zhongshan for a ride. On the mountain road, he rushed around and drove his "running" like a tank charging into battle.
Zhuoquan Rock Bamboo Garden is surrounded by peaks and the bamboo is green. It is a small villa hidden in the mountains. In the pond under the bamboo forest, groups of "white hair floating and clear waves" ducks play freely.
"Cowstone Land" entered the village, and his surging voice broke through the silence of the forest. He volunteered to catch a tricycle from the staff and went to the deepest part of the villa to catch ducks. When the owner of
killed the duck and lost his hair, he was impatient and clamored to go to the restaurant outside of the village to eat wild game. Stewing wild boar meat took time, so he started "cross talk" with the mountain people who had three rounds.
The thin mountain man was also a "slutty" person. Seeing that he had a good reputation for being a big belly, he took the opportunity to sell black rice to him.
two small bags of real estate black rice are not enough in the eyes of "cow shit land", and they can only be stuck in the gaps.
"I planted it in my field and can still load 20 dans!" The mountain people didn't want to be underestimated by him.
"I want it all, 3 yuan per catty, it's just 6,000 yuan, but two bottles of Moutai are not enough to give it to friends!" "The cow shit" opened his voice and patted his chest with a "bang bang" sound, taking in a big bag, and magnificent momentum.
So he was fat and thin, and he was tugging, dating, adding WeChat, and said he wanted to introduce his girlfriend. When he talked about secrets, he whispered to each other, and didn’t know what shameful things he wanted to conspire to do; when he talked about the relationship, he hugged and splattered, just like Guo Degang and Yu Qian on TV.
Until the twilight is everywhere, the "wild boar" is full of duck meat, and a group of people will return. As soon as I left the villa gate, the "cow shit land" parted ways, driving the "Benz" like a rocket, and the butt disappeared in a blink of an eye.
Ha, I don’t know where he is going to have fun again!
Benz fun
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