A long time ago, in a mountain village, there was a family of three. Old Man Li and his wife took a daughter to make a living by farming. This daughter is good everywhere, but she has one disadvantage: she loves to fart.

A long time ago, in a mountain village, there was a family of three. Old Man Li and his wife took a daughter to make a living by farming. This daughter is good everywhere, but she has one disadvantage: she loves to fart. Therefore, I am already eighteen or nineteen years old and can’t even say I am in the family.

On this day, matchmaker Qian from the east end of the village said he was close, and Old Man Li was naturally happy and agreed that the other party would come to recognize the door in five days. The matchmaker left, and Mrs. Li was in trouble: there is nothing to say about her daughter’s appearance and cleverness, but this habit of farting is not elegant!

After thinking about it, Li's wife came up with a good idea. On the day the other party came to see her, she locked her daughter in the woodshed and repeatedly told her to hold back her fart. My daughter had no choice but to hide in the woodshed while holding her fart.

people who came to the blind date looked at the house and talked about the children. They felt very satisfied with all aspects. It was noon while they were talking. Old Man Li went to have a drink, and his wife was busy having lunch in the kitchen.

Now no one greets the man's person, and the man's mother is walking around the yard without any trouble. Coincidentally, the Li family’s daughter couldn’t hold it anymore at this time and farted in the woodshed. When the man's mother heard the "bang bang" sound, she followed the sound and came outside the woodshed. She saw that the old corn and gourds hanging outside the woodshed were all blown high.

The man's mother lay down into the crack of the door and looked in. By chance, the Li family's daughter's butt was facing the crack of the door. There was a loud bang

The man's mother opened her eyes again and had already flown into the sky.

The old lady was stunned and created a likable poem with a wry smile:

I am not a heavenly soldier

I am not a heavenly general

I am not a heavenly general

I am an old monk who broke the big fuck!