一 Geniuses and Angels
During World War II, a great painter (forgot his name) studied military engineering design at West Point Military Academy. One day the principal asked him to draw a design sketch of a military bridge. He handed in his homework two days later.
What he drew on his drawing was a majestic bridge with gurgling water under the bridge and green willows on both sides of the river. There were two children on the bridge, a boy and a girl, who were leisurely looking at the scenery. The principal almost got angry when he saw his painting. He shouted: "Repaint. This is an important military bridge. There can't be other people on it. Let those two children get down quickly." The next day the painter handed in the homework again. The bridge was still the same bridge, and the scenery was still the same. It was just a bridge. The two children on the bus came to the river under the bridge. The principal was still furious: "Draw it again. This is a military bridge. You let those two children go away, or I won't let you graduate." On the third day, the painter handed in his homework. This time, there were no more two children on the bridge. . The principal was very happy. When I was about to give him a grade, I discovered that there were two small tombs in an obscure place in the lower right corner of the drawing. Next to them was written "The tombs of the two little angels Hawa and Jim who were killed by the fascist dictatorship."
The Second Tailor Skills
One day, John wanted to customize a high-end suit. He went to the tailor's shop and took measurements. Ask the tailor when he will come to pick up the clothes. The tailor said in a week. John was very unhappy after hearing this: "What? A week later? You have to know that it only took God six days to create the world." The tailor replied calmly: "But sir, you didn't see the world he created. What's it like? "
三你在 helicopter
One day, the pilot Hans was flying a helicopter on a mission, and suddenly lost the signal on the way back and became lost. He flew over the tallest building in the city and lowered a banner that said "Where am I?" Within minutes, a banner was hung on the building that read "You're in a helicopter." When Hans saw it, he immediately turned the plane around and flew back to the airport soon. The co-pilot next to him felt strange: "Why did you find your way when you saw such a banner?" Hans said: "That building is the Microsoft building. Within a few minutes of us putting down the banner, they hung up the banner. Only Microsoft The company can respond so quickly, and the questions they answer have no meaning in solving the actual problem.”
四 Guanyin Bodhisattva Betting with the God of Wealth
Guanyin Bodhisattva felt very sad when she saw the inequality between rich and poor.
He found the theory of the God of Wealth: "You have no compassion at all."
The God of Wealth said: "Why do I have no compassion?"
Guanyin said: "Look, the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer. . And you always give wealth to the rich. Can't you let the poor make some money? "Look at how pitiful the poor are."
The God of Wealth sighed. He said in a tone: "Oh, it's not that I don't give the poor opportunities to get rich, it's that they don't recognize money themselves, and there's nothing I can do about it."
Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't believe it and said, "I don't believe what you said. No mortal in the world doesn't recognize it." Money?"
The God of Wealth said: "If you don't believe me, let's make a bet."
The God of Wealth put a piece of nugget gold on the bridge, and he and Guanyin Bodhisattva stood on the bridge to watch. Not long after, a poor man in ragged clothes came to the bridge and tripped over the gold nugget. He stood up angrily and cursed: "I was so unlucky to be hungry and thirsty, but such a rotten stone bullied me." He kicked the "rotten stone" into the grass under the bridge.
After a while, a rich man drove a carriage to the bridge. Suddenly he felt a stomachache and internal distress. He quickly tied the carriage to the bridge pile and ran to the grass under the bridge. It happened that he happened to come to the "rotten stone" that was kicked off the bridge by the poor. He was so happy when he saw the "rotten stone".Forgetting the internal anxiety, he picked up the "rotten stone" and ran back to the carriage, turned around and headed back. The God of Wealth looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva meaningfully: "Bodhisattva, what do you think?" Guanyin Bodhisattva helplessly shook his head.
pictures come from the network
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