(1)
"Ten Jin" wandered around the stalls in the market with a dangling pace, even coaxing and frightening from east to west to collect stall fees from house to house. He didn't expect that, that Not only did he lose his life here late at the booth, but he also lost his name. It was really ruined.
In fact, the small vendors who set up market stalls hate him all these years. It is not that he doesn't know, but he doesn't care at all. Even when the little brother under his hand reminded him, he stared contemptuously. He smiled coldly and said: "If you dare to fight against me, you haven't got the fuck out yet. Whoever has the ability, give me a knife and try." There are very few who can compete and can beat him. He has a big waist and a round head of about 1.9 meters. He weighs more than two hundred catties. He is dressed in a tough tendon , which can't be cut with a knife. He can smash the ground when he walks. A few years ago, there was a butcher in the market. His surname was Zhang and his name was "Zhang Dacheng." He was also a big waist. A pig of more than three hundred jin could be easily pressed on the ground with one hand, and he freed the other hand from the waist to grind it. The sharp pig-killing knife easily bleeds the pig's blood. Watching the blood gurgling out, the pig can't move under his pressure. He just howls hoarse, and loses his breath in a few clicks. Zhang Dacheng relied on his strength and a knife in his hand. He hadn't paid management fees for several years. Manager Wang of the market was scolded by him for sending people to remind him several times. One of the guys was even pushed slightly by him. After stepping back a few steps, he fell on his back and knocked his head directly on the road teeth, almost killing him. Manager Wang had no choice but to send someone to invite Shijin and let him collect it. Ten Jin was not ambiguous, and he went straight to lift Zhang Dacheng’s meat stall. Zhang Dacheng was jealous. He drew out the knife and threw himself at Shi Jin, Shi Jin dodged, gently stumbled under his feet and grabbed Zhang Dacheng. Zhang Dacheng’s back collar slammed Zhang Dacheng sturdily to the ground. He was lying on his side, weighing more than 200 kilograms and ten kilograms on Zhang Dacheng’s body, twisting Zhang Dacheng’s two arms like twists. behind. Zhang Dacheng howled like a pig. It was Zhang Dacheng's wife Cuihua with sharp eyes. The eldest brother grew up begging for a long time, and immediately took out 10,000 yuan in cash from the house. It is a good thing to say that only a basket of ten pounds was passed. From then on, Liu Jiaji was famous for ten kilograms, and Manager Wang also hired him as the deputy manager of the market supervision department with an annual salary of 100,000 yuan, who was specifically responsible for the collection of market booth fees.There are more than ten little brothers under his hands. But these stall owners didn't wait to see him, secretly calling him Manager Wang's dogleg.
Shi Jin is doing two at home, his name is Liu Tianlei. It is said that when his mother gave birth to him, there was a heavy rain and thunder and lightning. His mother gave birth in pain on the kang, and a thunder exploded at the root of the window, and his mother was so excited that he fell into the grass. He was born because of thunder, so his father named him Liu Tianlei. But no one called his big name. His elders called him Shijin, his peers called him the tenth brother or the tenth brother, and the younger generations called him the tenth uncle or the tenth master. The reason is simple. It is said that after his mother gave birth to him, she found that he was a circle older than his brother back then, so she put him on a large scale and made an appointment, which is a full jin-you know, his brother is also only Five catties shocked the whole village back then, and his weight of ten catties broke the record of newborn babies in the whole village, and no one has broken it so far.
When Shijin was born, my mother had enough milk. However, it was less than a hundred days, and it was obviously not enough to eat. Every time I cried, I would cry with my throat, and I could hear it half a mile away. See. There is no way for my mother. It is said that his family is also a butcher, and his mother gnawed a lot of pigs' hoofs. His mother's milk should be enough-his brother couldn't finish eating five kilograms back then, and his mother also got milk by the way. The third daughter of Liu Wanfu's family later adopted a goddaughter. This is something for now. But when it’s ten catties’ turn, there is not enough milk. It can be seen that a small amount of ten catties will give you a lot of food.
When I was in junior high school, I went home from school once, and a classmate played tricks on him and put a dead mouse in his pencil case, which irritated him. After class, I chased the kid all over the school. Although he was strong, he didn't run fast, but he had good endurance. He kept chasing from the school to the riverbank outside the school. The child couldn’t run anymore. He was picked up by the ankle like a chicken by ten pounds, and fell on the bank of the river. The child was so scared that he cried and called his mother and begged for mercy. From then on, that naughty kid never bullied him again.
That night, Shijin and the two brothers under his hand were drinking and bragging at the market. The three were sitting in front of Wang Laowu’s barbecue stall. Wang Laowu’s wife Lili saw Shijin coming here, with smiling faces. Hurry up, and didn’t ask anything. I had to grill three tendons, thirty skewers of grilled fish, and a large handful of roasted kidney. I added four cold dishes, two meats and two vegetables, and moved two boxes of greens. Put the beer under the table.The business of Wang Lao Wu’s barbecue stall has always been very prosperous. There are many people who eat. Many people from other places come here admiringly. However, Liu San next door is very disdainful. He secretly told people that Wang Lao Wu’s barbecue is marinated in water soaked in a big smoke shell. Washed, people are easily addicted to eating. For this reason, Lili yelled at Liu San's stall for an hour one night, and she was so scared that Liu San didn't even dare to let go. Shijin is the deputy manager of the market supervision department. Any stall owner who doesn't favor him is to give the stall owner face when he can eat at that stall. No one dares to collect money from him. Shijin is a frequent visitor to Wang Lao Wu’s barbecue. He brought a few brothers to have a meal every three and a half. They hummed and talked and shouted, "Write down the account, and come back to the end." A big palm slapped on the oil mouth. Stroke, rubbed his body, shook his butt and left. Said it was a recurring knot, but it has never been knotted. Every time after Shijin walked far away, Wang Laowu would spit at his back and curse a few times in secret.
(2)
That night, Shi Jin and two brothers were sitting at Wang Lao Wu’s barbecue stall. They drank from eight o’clock in the evening to more than one o’clock in the morning, and everyone else on the stall was gone. Now, the three of them are still screaming, and the old five is so angry that he doesn't dare to rush, winks secretly to Lili, Lili knows that they will have to keep adding tea to a few of them, but the three of them don’t have anything at all. The meaning of being scattered, sitting at the table in the dark, shaking his head, spitting stars flying around. The angry Wang Laowu secretly scolded the eighteenth generation of the three people's ancestors several times.
This is, a beautiful woman walked to the barbecue stall from a distance, and yelled: "Boss, fight for a vegetarian dish, come to roast the tendons, and have a bottle of Tsingtao beer." After speaking, she went straight to the other one. At the table. I saw that the woman was graceful, convex and concave, with heavy makeup on her face, her eyes were charming, her lips were red, she was very enchanting, and she looked like a dusty woman.
This woman knows Shijin, not someone else, but his sister Liu Zhaodi. This brother Liu Zhao is not an outsider. She is the same age as the eldest brother Wujin, who grew up eating his mother’s milk with Wujin. She was the goddaughter of Wujinshijinniang. Liu Zhaodi’s mother had insufficient milk at the time. I heard that Wujinniang had enough milk and she couldn’t finish her. So she asked his father Liu Wanfu to come and begged Wujinniang for some milk for her brother. Wujinniang was worried. There was too much milk to deal with, so Zhao brother and Wujin were given milk together. Later, Liu Wanfu felt sad.So I asked Zhaodi to make a goddaughter for Wujinniang. At that time, she also joked that she would order a baby kiss, so she promised Wujinniang.
Gradually, the two children grow up slowly, and the two go to school together. Wujin is relatively sluggish, he doesn't like to talk, and feels bored in his heart. Liu Zhaodi is an extrovert, he loves to talk and laugh, he loves to jump, but he doesn't love to go to school, so he copies five kilograms of homework every time. The classmates all booed, saying that the younger brother was Wujin’s "daughter-in-law". Wujin was very angry, but could not tell, but the younger brother was very powerful. He picked up his broomstick and chased the classmate all over the classroom. He was out of breath, suffered a few broomsticks on his head, and cried out "Never dare anymore, never dare anymore." Zhao brother stopped.
I am so stupid that I can't read books anymore. After graduating from junior high school, I dropped out and went to work in Dongguan. There are many people working in Dongguan in the village. At first, they went to the assembly line of an electronics factory with a woman in the same village to assemble electronic products. Later, because of the low salary, they switched to another electronics factory. After a short time, they quit their job and sold real estate. After that, she lost contact with the sisters in Murakami, and no one knew what she was doing. She recruited her brother for several years and didn’t go home during the Chinese New Year. She just mailed some things to Liu Wanfu and my mother. When the money came back, someone asked what Liu Wanfu's woman was doing in Dongguan, but Liu Wanfu couldn't say clearly, but said vaguely about working. A few years later, a young man from Murakami said that he had met Liu Zhaodi in a foot bath house in Dongguan. His face seemed to be shaved and white, with heavy makeup, wearing clothes with exposed arms and legs, sitting Seeing someone passing by in front of the house, he pulled into the house and said it was a free massage.
The rumors about recruiting brothers from these young men soon reached Liu Wanfu's ears. Liu Wanfu didn’t believe it at all: “How could her own woman do something embarrassing, she must have admitted to the wrong person, or she was planting up and slandering our woman.” However, the description of more Murakami migrant workers came back. Liu Wanfu was a little bit skeptical, so he told the trustee to bring his younger brother back. At first he refused to recruit his brother. Liu Wanfu was a little scared at first sight, and made up a lie about her mother's serious illness before deceiving the younger brother back. After recruiting his younger brother, Liu Wanfu repeatedly pressed him. He did not admit that he was working in the foot bath house alive and well. He only said that he was working as a liquor consignment in a bar. The Murakami workers were not convinced of how much she earns and deliberately eliminated her. .
After recruiting his younger brother back, her father Liu Wanfu had a look at him.She will not be allowed to return to Dongguan anymore, saying that she is not young anymore, and she should find someone to marry. Who can I call? The first thing Liu Wanfu thought of was the five catties of the opposite door, but they were five catties, oh no, the big name Liu Tianle was admitted to university and went to school in another place, and it is impossible to come back again. Besides, can a college student see her own girl? Before Liu Wanfu opened his mouth, he was rejected by his younger brother. Liu Wanfu asked people in the surrounding eight villages to find out if there is a suitable one. Who knows, when the man inquired, he recruited his brother to work in Dongguan, and sold wine in a bar to give people a bath, so the following is gone. . An angry Liu Wanfu scolded Zhao Zhao several times, and he became anxious, suffered a cerebral thrombosis, and suffered a hemiplegia. This time is good, not only didn't find a target for the woman, but he was also sick. The first two sisters on the recruiting brother are married, and only one of them is left. When my father is sick, there are more places to spend money. I don’t have any special skills, so I can’t do anything. I have to go back to my old business and sell wine at the county KTV. Also introduced occasionally.
That night, Zhao Zhao felt uncomfortable, so he asked the manager for a leave. He came out of the KTV and took a taxi to go back. When passing by the market, he heard the smell of barbecue and suddenly felt A little hungry, he asked the master to stop the car and prepare to eat some supper.
(3)
I drank too much for ten catties that night. In fact, he has a lot of alcohol, everyone in the town and village knows. A few years ago, Murakami had a meeting and invited famous Qin opera artists from the Provincial Research Institute to come to Murakami to set up a stage and sing. Shijinniang is good for this, but her health is not very good in the past few years, and her legs and feet are also unsatisfactory. She can't go through the neighboring village after a meeting. Wujin went to college and left for tenjin every day, even her personal shadow. I can't see it. If it weren't for the meeting in Murakami, a lot of relatives have come. I guess I don't know where to fool around at this moment. Shi Jinniang called Shi Jin and said that Murakami would be able to sing and wanted to listen to a play, so he asked him to come back and push her under the stage in a wheelchair. No matter how muddy is ten catties, it is still well-behaved in front of my old lady, so I collected the fee at the market that day. It is very rare that I did not drink and brag at the barbecue stall with my little brothers. It was given from Li Laocai’s bean curd stall. The old lady brought a bowl of bean curd, put it in a plastic bag and carried it home. After seeing the glass on the office window, Manager Wang told the office director next to him that Shijin is a filial son, and she will learn more from others in the future. The female office director winked her eyes and said okay with a shy face.At the same time, he lowered the collar, exposing the snow-white chest, giving a clear hint. Upon seeing this, Manager Wang couldn't control it immediately, and called his wife to say that the unit had a meeting in the evening and that he would go back a while later and would not come back for dinner.
Shijin arched his waist and swayed back, greeted enthusiastically with the aunts, old uncles and a group of broken cubs on the street. Don't look at Shijin on the outside, but he knows the truth that rabbits don't eat grass at the edge of their nests. In Murakami, he always talks with a smiley face, bows his waist, and is kind, and never argues with others. Shijin returned home, waiting for the old lady to finish eating the bean curd, clean up, put on a new dress for the old lady, take out the wheelchair and wipe it clean, let the old lady sit on, walk straight from the street to the stage, the old lady of the village. I saw that while greeted Shijinniang enthusiastically, saying that Shijin was filial to her mother, while secretly cursing his son for having neither conscience nor patience. Shi Jinniang was very useful after hearing this, with a smile on her face, and kept beckoning to everyone. Shi Jin joked, mother, you are like a national leader in this posture. After Shijinniang listened, she pursed her mouth and laughed.
That night's "Three Drops of Blood" was very exciting, Shi Jinniang watched it very enjoyable, Shi Jin didn't like it, she sang squeaky for a long time, and couldn't hear why, but he didn't dare This time, I was so angry that I watched my mother patiently in the audience. After waiting for my mother to go home to wash up and sleep, she immediately slipped out and went out to drink and brag with Murakami's Ertang. The two of them drank faintly until the middle of the night before staggering back home. Shijinniang slept shallowly, and was awakened by the sound of the local opening door. Shijin didn't speak, and fell asleep. The next day, I noticed that there were a lot of openings on my face and my clothes were torn. It is estimated that I had drunk and stumbled several times.
said that Shijin and the two brothers were drunk drunk, and when they saw the recruiting brother came, they greeted him to come. Brother Zhao saw that they were already a bit taller and ignored them. Shijin’s face was a little bit unbearable, thinking, you are a god sister anyway, and the brothers are here, so I don’t give any face. This is not for the brothers to see. What a joke.
If you drink too much, your brain will naturally short-circuit. Shi Jin, taking advantage of his drinking, swayed to Zhaodi’s table, trying to pull Zhaodi to their table. At the beginning, Zhaodi still had a smile on his face. I can’t tell you any jokes, for fear of disturbing my brother. A few Yaxing. The more she couldn't say it, the more she felt that Shijin’s face had no face, so she went forward and pulled, trying to drag Zhaoge over.Brother Zhao couldn't live or die, and both of them were a little anxious.
A weak woman who recruited her younger brother was a ten-jin opponent. She was stumbling over and sat down, reopened a few bottles of Tsingtao beer, and added some cold dishes. Wang Lao Wuyi saw that he drank it again, and he was so angry that it was nothing but a fucking thing. He winked secretly at Lili, and Lili backed it and spit in the cold dish, and took it over.
When I recruited my brother to work in KTV, I saw all kinds of men, drank all kinds of wine, and experienced all kinds of battles. Knowing that these people must have drunk too much, I didn't dare to persuade him to drink any more, just bow his head and eat vegetables. Listen to them bragging. After a while, Shijin finished speaking, biting his tongue, wanting to have a drink with the recruiting brother. The recruiting brother couldn't hide it at first, and the two brothers did not dare to neglect. A little climax.
If you drink too much, you will talk too much, and your brain will be short-circuited. Some things that you usually don't dare to say or can't say are said, and things that you don't dare to do or can't usually do are done. These two brothers are the same as Shijin. They are used to the market on weekdays. They always speak without a word, especially when they drink too much alcohol. They know the relationship between Zhaodi and Shijin's family, and they also know whether Zhaojin is a Shijin sister in terms of age.
"Sister Zhao, I haven't found a partner for so many years, or else, you have to forget the tenth master." A guy named Tengu drank, and started talking nonsense with his tongue straight.
"Fuck you." Zhao brother finally couldn't help it, and cursed.
Tengu's face couldn't hold on, Huo Di stood up and opened the big hand of Pulan, but when he reached mid-air, he stopped again, and he glanced diagonally at Shijin.
Shi Jin glared at the Tengu with the big eyes of the cow bell. Tengu knew that he had leaked his mouth, but he was not reconciled and sat down angrily.
The younger brother felt a little gaffe, and he held up the wine glass: "Sister respects Shijin brother a cup."
Shijin hurriedly got up: "Family, you are polite, recruit younger sister." "Tengu is a straight-tempered, just casual Then, don't go to your heart."
There was a bang, and the two of them drank in one fell swoop, and the atmosphere eased slightly.
"Sister Zhao, I think what Tengu said makes sense, we are both big and big, or else, we can make it together.Ha ha……. "
It seems that Tengu’s words scratched the tip of Shijin’s heart. Shijin’s mind was a bit more alive, and he was drunk, half-jokingly and finally said what he had suppressed in his heart.
aroused his anger. Burning, she was already a little angry with the tengu's words. Shijin was so clear that she had the urge to tear her face. However, after all, Zhao Zhao had seen the world in the foot bath shop, those who had no good intentions. 'S man is too much than this, and even a little bit of hands and feet, she has tolerated it. After all, these ten jin words are still in the language level, and she is not too good to be too much, so she joked: Brother Jin agrees.
finished speaking, she herself smiled with her lips pursed.
"Why can Wujin look at you? "Wang Laowu, who breathed to the sky and waited for a few people to leave quickly, finally couldn't help it, and suddenly said something coldly.
(four)
This thought, Shijin knows, of course, he knows better that the old brother Wujin, and now Professor Liu Tianle of the West University of Technology can’t be attracted to recruiting brothers, but what is your old five? How dare you? So blatantly saying what others don’t say is bad, besides, after all, the younger brother is a god sister. Thinking of this, Shijin couldn’t restrain his anger, and screamed at Wang Laowu: "You're a goddamn, Wujin sees it. No, it’s not your turn to be here. "
Wang Laowu couldn’t bear to see a group of ten catties bullying and arrogant in the market. Besides, I’m not talking about eating and drinking for nothing today. What time is it, I’m still eating and drinking here. Let yourself close the stall. Thinking of this, Wang Laowu's blood poured upwards: "Just talk about it, damn it. "
Shijin is used to rampant in the market on weekdays. The merchant did not nod and bow when he saw it. Today, Wang Laowu dare to challenge himself, and what is even more hateful is that he is still in front of the woman he has a crush on. Shijin's face is a bit hesitating. I can’t stop, mumbling and swearing at your mother. I picked up a wine bottle like Wang Laowu smashed it.
Wang Laowu looked at it, it was ten kilograms, not to be outdone, and picked it up next to him. A bench greeted her. Seeing that the situation was not good, Lili hurried up to block her.Tengu and another brother are also gearing up to give Shijin a punch. The two are ready to fight.
In the melee, Wang and Laowu were not rivals at all. His head was broken and blood was flowing. Lili received several punches in the face and her clothes were torn. Zhao brother pulled it slowly, but couldn't hold it at all. Realizing that something was not good, he hurriedly hid next to him and hit 110.
Wang Laowu was beaten back again and again, and he passed an unopened bottle of beer in a panic, and slammed it on Shijin's head unbiasedly. He was hitting the Tianling cover, and the beer foam and blood were all at once. Lived with a ten-jin face. Shi Jin hurriedly threw the house chop in his hand, stroked the beer foam and blood on his face with his hand, and was about to pick up the house chop and beat Wang Lao Wu fiercely. To the ground.
Everyone saw that the situation was not good, and they quickly stopped. Wang Laowu was a little scared, and quickly drew 120. At this time, a piercing police siren pierced the already somewhat bright sky, from far to near...
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