Little story, Hades is also afraid of ruthless people

has read a book (The Complete Book of Jokes) before, and now I remember a small story in it, so I will tell you the general idea here.

said that a long time ago, there was an old woman in a market. She was very dangerous and very courageous. Others were quite afraid of her.

This matter spread to the underworld, and Lord Yama asked the judge to see the book of life and death, and the old woman in the market above was old. After the judge checked it, he said, "She has reached the end of her life." The King of Hell immediately ordered two little ghosts to collect people.

The old woman didn't go to the market to set up a stall at home today, and the little ghost was ordered to come to her house to take orders. When the old woman saw these two little ghosts, she said: "I have fish, meat, and good white dry (wine) at home, you Let's eat and drink first, and then I'll go down with the two of you."

These two little devils are right to think about it, they eat and drink enough before they take people away, they sit down to eat and drink, the old lady gives a toast, and the two little devils are so drunk they faint. After she died, the daring old woman boiled water and scalded the two little devils, then peeled them and went to the market to sell the skins of the little devils.

Besides, Hades waited for a long time and didn't see the kid bring someone back to report, and ordered the judge to go up and take a look in person. The judge came to the market and saw that the old woman was selling kid skins. In shock, he stepped forward and asked, "How much is the silver tael?" Zhang." The old woman replied: "Thirty taels." The judge hurriedly said: "Is the little ghost skin still so expensive?" The old woman said again: "If a judge's skin is more expensive, at least sixty taels."

This After the judge heard it, he turned his head and ran, and returned to the underworld to report to the King of Hell: "The two little devils can't come back, so the ruthless old woman above will peel them off and sell them." The old woman also said: "The little ghost skins are not too expensive. , 30 taels, the judge skin is more expensive, 60 taels."

After hearing the judge's report, the King of Hell was so frightened that he hurriedly asked the judge: "This daring old woman is cruel, she didn't ask about the King of Hell, don't worry about her, she can live as long as she wants. Just don't mention my Yama. "

Hades then trembled even more hahaha, laughing non-stop.

(End)

(This story is a folklore joke "purely fictional", after listening to it, people can get a rest of their minds and have a good time It can give a little relief to the spirit, and a smile is also a beneficial relaxation for the soul. Laughing is better than crying!)

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