I got off work early this afternoon. I was thinking about going to the mall on my way home to change the pants I bought last week. I thought that there were not many people in the mall during the week. I didn’t expect to find that there were so many people inside. I couldn’t help feeling so much. There are so many idlers if people don't go to work. At this time, there was a sound in my belly, a burst of colic, and suddenly I remembered that the egg fried rice I had at noon was really not fresh. Fortunately, I have come to the mall, and I can solve it here.
Finally found the toilet. A little boy in front of me turned right and went in. I didn't think much, and followed the little boy in. As soon as I entered, I seemed to notice that something was wrong, but I couldn’t tell what was wrong. The pain in my abdomen made me lose my judgment. The open compartment in front of me made me happy, so I didn’t think much about it. I got in, closed the door, and suddenly the clear air rose, the turbid air fell, and the food returned to the large intestine, and the major events of life were perfectly resolved.
I no longer feel uncomfortable in my abdomen, and my brain wakes up. At this time, I suddenly discovered something was wrong just now. It is clear that there is no urinal in this toilet! OMG! My head buzzed and it was broken. Could it be that I went into the women's bathroom? No need to doubt, I must have gone wrong, this little boy is unreliable, how did he lead his uncle to the tiger's lair in Longtan! My first reaction was to quickly put on my pants and leave. However, several women's voices were heard outside, and the toilet was full of laughter. My hand to pull the door bolt suddenly stopped.
Now go out, didn’t you just happen to be hit by these women? I, a big man, walked out of the women's toilet cubicle. The inconsistency will cause a lot of screams. Maybe these women will be captured on the spot and arrested as a hooligan. Then my fame was ruined in my first life, maybe my job was gone, and then my family broke up, my wives were scattered, and I had a bad reputation in society... Thinking of this, sweat dripped from my forehead, and I lifted it up. The raised arm was trembling slightly. What about
? Thirty-six counts, wait! I plan to wait for these women to leave before taking the opportunity to sneak out. Come without a trace, go without a shadow, isn't it beautiful. However, it seems that things are not the same as their own phenomena. First of all, this women’s toilet has only three compartments.There seemed to be several women waiting to go to the toilet. I waited for a long time, and they didn't seem to have solved all of them. And seeing that the cubicle where I was staying lingering, someone even started knocking on the door!
The knock on the door was so scary, it made my heart tremble. What's more frightening is that this toilet cubicle is not completely enclosed. There is still a piece of empty under the partition, and the figure in the next cubicle can be vaguely seen. If I was discovered by them at this time, I would safely become a toilet voyeur, with yellow mud falling out of my crotch, and I couldn't tell what to do.
Time passed by, and the knocking on the door outside became more and more anxious. At this time, I heard a woman asking: Is there anyone inside? Do you need help? In my heart, silently answered her: I don't need it, stay away from me. Another woman said that the toilet may be broken, so don't let anyone fainted inside. Let me ask Procter & Gamble to open it. I muttered silently in my heart: You have a lot of things! After a while, a cleaner really came. It seemed that he was carrying a key to open the compartment from the outside.
I saw that the door of the compartment was turning, and I was about to press it to death due to eye diseases, so I started to compete with the people outside. I really used all the strength of breastfeeding, and there was a hum from outside. One person said that the door may be broken, and I will ask someone to open it. I was already full of tears, thinking I couldn't wait any longer. If you wait any longer, it's broken. A great man once said: meet on a narrow road, the brave wins! Thinking of this, I wrapped my head in my jacket, opened the toilet door abruptly, and ran out with my head down. There was silence behind him, and then a few screams erupted. I didn't care so much anymore, and ran out of the mall, secretly vowing in my heart that I would never step into this mall in this life!
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