I am Yue Lao's apprentice, but the immortals never dare to ask me for marriage.
Because what I am holding is not a red thread, but a bad fate.
A scumbag man and a scumbag girl are locked together.
1
My name is Zhilan, and I am a close disciple of Yue Lao.
A month ago, Yuelao sent out a disciple recruitment notice in the fairy world because of the busy red line business.
Many fairies come here because of it, and I am one of them.
On the day of selection, Yue Lao eliminated a group of fairies on the grounds that "you and I have no chance", leaving only five little fairies including me.
is a very willful reason.
While I was sighing secretly, Yue Lao waved his sleeves, and five bundles of red threads twisted into twists fell in front of us.
"You all know that Yuelao is responsible for holding the red thread, but the emotions in the world are complicated, and some red threads are tangled up, so sorting out the red thread is the first thing I want to test you."
I looked at the red thread in front of me, and I almost couldn't find it.
For a moment, I suspected that Yue Lao was reducing his workload.
The red lines were very dense, but I managed it very smoothly.
However, I looked at the clear red lines and asked, "Why is there a dark red line here?"
Do red lines also have colors?
Yue Laoyi was excited when he heard that. He held the red thread and asked me, "If it were you, who would you tie this red thread to?"
As his words fell, information about ten men and ten women appeared in front of my eyes.
Based on my feeling, I pointed at one of the pairs: "They are locked!"
Yue Lao was excited, as if he had found a treasure: "I see your bones are amazing and your eyes are sinister, you are the one!"
In this way, I became Yue Lao's disciple, and even the other fairies didn't even untie the red thread.
2
During the month I stayed with Master, I became more proficient in the business of managing red lines.
And every time when Master has difficulty in making a decision, he always asks me for my opinion.
Oh, this is so embarrassing.
After careful consideration, I pointed to the two people on the marriage tree and said, "They are suitable. One likes fish farming and the other likes waves in the sea. They are a perfect match!"
So, Master immediately put down the red thread in his hand and gave me a dark red thread.
"Good disciple, go and tie them up."
I looked confused: "Master, why is it dark red?"
The little old man touched his belly, pretending to be mysterious, "You will know later."
I didn't ask any more questions, and just tied the red thread.
After that, in addition to handling the red thread every day, I would also help Master draw the red thread.
However, my line is dark red.
As I pulled more and more red threads, I found that the red threads in my hand were getting darker and darker, approaching black.
I panicked, ran to Master holding the discolored red thread, hugged his thigh and cried.
"Master, wuwu, my disciple's hands are poisonous and the red lines have changed color!"
Master picked me up and was about to explain to me when an immortal rushed in.
"Yue Lao, please give me and Fairy Yunrong a red thread!"
As if he knew that my master would say no, the immortal cried, made a fuss, and hanged himself to divert our attention, and then he flicked his immortal power. , snatched the red thread from my hand...
I didn't forget to say, "Oh, why is it so dark?"
But thinking that this is Yuelao Hall, and I am a disciple of Yuelao, even if the red thread changes color, it is still a red thread at least!
He quickly connected one end of the red line to his marriage tree, and wanted to bind his Yunrong Fairy.
At this time, my master spoke.
"Zhilan, go ahead and hold this thread.
Then, the master said to the Immortal: "Even if you grab the red thread, you can only hold your own end. If you want to hold it, we have to come."
The Immortal thought about it, and it made sense, so he respectfully handed me the other end of the red thread.
In the eyes of the two of them, I came to the edge of the marriage tree.
My immortal power moved, and the information on the marriage tree quickly flipped up. At this time, a message from a female fairy jumped out. When I saw it, I immediately pulled the red thread and locked it tightly.
"Immortal Lord, the red thread has been pulled, you just wait for the good match."
The immortal thought I was holding the fairy concubine, so he skipped away.
I watched him leave, but with a heavy heart, I looked at Master pitifully, "Master, is there a good place to take refuge? I might die."
Master raised his eyebrows, knowing what good thing I had done: "Who did you lead him to?"
"The Yaksha of the East China Sea..."
3
The little old man's expression changed slightly, and then he patted my shoulder with admiration, "Good disciple, you are really brave!"
Not bad!
"But there is a hint of cowardice in my boldness." Master teased me mercilessly.
I was even more cowardly, and quickly shook the master's arm, "Shangxun Qin is the scumbag among the immortals, and the one with the highest strength among the scumbags. I must not be cowardly!"
The master touched his beard: " But judging from your operations, you have left no way out for yourself."
"If you are in this business, there is no way out!"
Those scumbag men and scumbag women I have led can be queued from Nantianmen to the East China Sea!
"Shangxun Qin has an outstanding appearance, strong immortal power, and has the capital of a scumbag. In addition, he is full of sweet words, and there are many fairies who have been deceived by him to deceive their true feelings! What a pity for those deceived fairies who were dumped and foolishly thought it was their own fault!"
This is a typical "I've washed your brain out"!
The master nodded. He had also heard many stories about Immortal Qin Xun.
When I met a fairy who fell in love with another, I had successfully deceived the little fairy before, but this time I fell in love with the cold-faced beauty in the fairy world.
failed to find love, so we started to make plans on our side.
I said, gearing up: "The female fairy Yaksha of the East China Sea is very fierce and very good at taming her husband. I think this marriage is a perfect match, a perfect match, a perfect match!"
When the master heard what I said, his expression was a little hard to explain. He asked me with a constipated look on his face: "Good disciple. , she beat seven husbands to death one after another, you... call this a good way to tame a husband?"
4
I nodded seriously and explained seriously: "I have chosen the most suitable one."
"Her red thread broke several times, which is unbearable for ordinary people. I think only Master Qinxun can survive in her hands. They will love and kill each other for the rest of their lives, which is really gratifying. Don't worry, master, they must be locked up!"
Master coughed and finally succumbed to my brain circuit: " Killing seven people in a month, you really have the ability to subjugate Qin Xun."
I nodded, pointed to the red line over there, and said, "The red line I gave them is thicker and tied with a knot!"
They are the only ones who can make me act like this!
Probably seeing my determination, my master smiled and patted my shoulder: "It seems that my disciple is able to stand alone."
His fingers overflowed with magical power and waved on the marriage tree. Then, the Marriage Tree rustled, and a stream of red fairy power overflowed from its bottom, slowly floating into the palm of my hand.
It wandered around in my hand twice, and when I stretched out my hand, it sank directly into my palm.
I felt a mysterious power. While I felt comfortable all over, I couldn't help but wonder: "Master, this is..."
Master chuckled: "Good disciple, aren't you curious? Why does the red thread change color? This is the reason. "
I used the immortal power in my body, and a lot of information about men and women in the world appeared in my mind. I can mix it at will, and I can even leave the marriage tree and directly pull the red thread for them.
"You also feel the difference in this magical power, right? From the very beginning, you can distinguish the black thread appearing among the red threads, and you are the most qualified for this position. After all, you are so talented at leading scumbag men and scumbags! And the more you lead, the more red threads you will get. It's black."
"The darker the red line, the stronger the power of marriage you have. The power the marriage tree gave you just now is actually recognition of you."
Master finally answered my doubts.
Master continued to encourage me: "Good disciple, now the Marriage Tree has given this magical power to you in the hope that you will continue to work hard and let scumbag men and scumbag women taste the pain of love and never be separated!"
?
Master, we are Yue Lao after all, so there are some things we don’t want to say!
But I didn’t expect that my red line would be used in this way?
I turned my palms lightly, looking at the dark red line, my smile gradually changed... to... ah no, kind.
Little cubs, please wait for me! Hey hey hey!
However, when I thought about it, my face fell instantly.
I hugged Master's arm and returned to the topic: "So Master, can you tell me where to take refuge now?"
I am really anxious!
5
Master provided me with a good place to go.
human world.
The three realms are in order, and gods cannot use their magic power arbitrarily in the human world. Master said that as long as I live well in the human world, carry forward the red line business, and make great achievements, even the Immortal Qin Xun can do nothing to me.
"Good disciple, there is someone above us." The master looked proud.
"Master, what I'm asking is, can the person above us just give me a gold medal to avoid death?" I have high ambitions, but I am very timid.
Master looked at me with some embarrassment: "No, you are just a little immortal, you can't ask for such a reward."
I believed it.
So I packed my bags overnight and prepared to run away.
Master said that in order for me to go with peace of mind, he specifically asked me to finish tying up the unfinished red threads before leaving.
Master said, this is "walk gently and don't take away a single red thread."
Oh, I definitely don’t think Master wants to be lazy.
When I was sorting out the red line, I heard the roar of Qin Xun Shangxian from a long distance away.
I was so scared that I shrank my neck and quickly made sure that my position would not be discovered.
After all, my good master still wants me to finish clearing the red line alive before descending to earth.
From my position, I can see everything in Yuelao Temple clearly enough.
I gently picked at the gap and took a peek.
"Where's Zhilan? Get out of here!"
When the master heard the noise, he stroked his beard and approached with a smile: "Shangxun Qinxun, why are you so angry?"
Oh, this question made Master Qinxun's face turn pale.
"Yue Lao, you are in charge of marriages in the world, but you have taught a good disciple!" Qin Xun Shangxian narrowed his eyes and exuded a compelling aura.
"Oh? How do you say this?" Master pretended to be dumbfounded.
"What did I tell you when I came back? I wanted to ask for a marriage with Fairy Yunrong, but she asked me to go back and wait.I waited, and what did I get?
"Can you understand how terrifying it is to open your eyes and see a Yaksha holding a trident, squatting beside your bed, smiling stupidly to watch you wake up? Yuelao, tell me, Yunrong Fairy and Donghai Yaksha, these two are the same immortal?!"
6
"I wonder if the immortal has ever heard a word?" The master said slowly.
Immortal Tan Xun still had a bad attitude: "What are you talking about?"
"A good horse deserves a good saddle. An immortal as outstanding and handsome as Immortal Tan Xun should be matched by a beautiful woman like Fairy Yasha..."
I almost couldn't hold back my laughter. Master is really better at making up things than me.
is indeed my master!
"Yue Lao!" Immortal Tan Xun glared and yelled angrily: "How good of you, you are so partial to your disciple and string the red string randomly! I will ask the Emperor of Heaven to make the decision for me!"
Immortal Tan Xunxun saw that his master was unwilling to let go, so he left angrily and planned to meet the Emperor of Heaven.
I shrank my neck and hurriedly slipped out: "Master..."
The little old man was calm and unmoved: "Don't worry, good disciple, just let him go and sue our boss. Will it help?"
I was slightly surprised. It turned out that the backer behind the master's words... was the Emperor of Heaven?
No wonder Master is so fearless.
found a powerful person to back him up, so I had to be a little tougher.
"Besides, do you know for whom the Emperor of Heaven did not marry the Concubine for so many years?"
7
I blinked, could it be that there is another story that cannot be told?
"My dear disciple, have you finished sorting out the red thread?" Master asked again.
I nodded and wanted to ask something more -
Master kicked me in the butt: "Don't ask me, good disciple, my performance in the world depends on you!"
Oh, Master, let's just say is there a possibility... I can descend to the earth by myself without bothering you to dig out your noble feet?
was kicked down, it was a shame.
Before I fell into the world, I heard another sharp sound.
"Qin Xun, where did you die?!"
I think it was Yaksha who came to tame the husband.
I don’t know the follow-up, but I think that the Yaksha Fairy, who has a tough style, will never suffer.
8
In a blink of an eye, I came to the world.
But the posture is a little awkward.
After all, I am also a little fairy. How can I go down to earth and stick my head upside down in the soil?
Oh, why does this soil still smell like ash?
"Dad, come on! God has eyes. Heaven...heaven has given me a wife!" I heard the silly voice in my ear and was very happy.
After getting excited, the man ran over and dug me out with a bang.
Even worse, he patted my face, and when he saw me frowning in displeasure, he said, "Dad, she...is alive!"
My great little fairy was actually bullied by you like this. I can't bear it, but I can't bear it!
Hey, I can't move.
Oh, I touched my head. I was a little bit dislocated just after being kicked down to earth by Master.
"Not only am I alive, I can also turn my head from back to front!"
My head turned back, from behind me to in front of me.
The little fool in front of him rolled his eyes and fainted.
I can't use magic at will in the mortal world, so I patted the dust on my body and ran away quickly.
9
I am new here and always find things in the world novel and interesting.
My life, which has been the same for hundreds of years, is finally a little different on this day.
I watch how mortals live, and I learn from them.
However, when I fell in love with stinky tofu, I had a problem.
Where should I get money?
At this time, an aunt’s voice came to my ears.
"Girl, are you here to find relatives?"
The aunt came over familiarly, pulled me and told me that my parents were short-lived.
I pushed her hand away: "I'm not looking for relatives, I just want to make money."
The aunt's eyes lit up when she heard this: "It's good to make money, come with me, I'll make sure you make a lot of money!"
I had some doubts: "Is there such a good thing?"
"Yes, come with me!"
The aunt pulled me and rushed to a flower building.
She wants to sell me.
Humph, even though I have been in the fairy world for so long, I still don’t understand everything!
"Look at this figure, look at this face, no matter what, it's worth it!" The aunt discussed my price with Hualou's mother and held out a finger.
"One hundred taels, a guaranteed profit!"
This... is the abacus hitting my head?
I shook my head and muttered: "That's it? No, I have other skills, I need to pay more."
The aunt became even more happy when she heard this, and hurriedly helped me: "That's right, I need to pay more!"
Then I glanced at my aunt, pulled her behind me, and said to my mother, "I don't know her, so I won't say whether she will be sold or not. Can we work as part-time workers?"
My mother's pupils were shocked. She didn't expect that I would say such a shocking thing.
