Zhang Xiaoke Adventures
Chapter 4 The adoptive father is here
"Dong, dongdong, dongdongdong--" The knock on the door was very rhythmic, but the sound was getting louder and louder.
Zhang Xiaoke, who was accused of, shouted at the door with some disgust, "Knock, what are you knocking? There is no one at home, who is the fuck? I disturb my Qingmeng, you are crazy!" As he said that, he turned over and prepared to continue to meet the young woman in his dream.
knocking has not stopped yet. From the beginning, it has become the current door smash. Judging from the situation, it is like a bully from the demolition company forcibly demolishing a shack of a low-income household.
"Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock your fucking head! I have paid all the rent, water and electricity bills, gas bills, and sanitation bills for this month. I will knock my hand off again. Do you believe it?" Zhang Xiaoke covered his head with a pillow hatefully. He thought the old lady from the landlord came over to charge the bill, so he couldn't help but scold him in anger.
smashed the door for about five minutes. Zhang Xiaoke finally couldn't bear it anymore and jumped off the bed, cursing in a silence: "Here's here, come, are you wrong? You only know how to knock on the door and don't make a sound. Are you mute?"
stepping on flip-flops, Barabala twisted the door, and the door only opened a crack. Through this crack, the person in front of him suddenly made Zhang Xiaoke feel a subconscious sense of crisis, which made him tense up all over his body, and looked at the person in front of him stupidly, just like a rattlesnake meeting a vulture. This was a kind of vigilance and nerve-sensitive reaction to natural enemies.
Suddenly, a powerful force attacked the door, and the door was kicked out of the door frame by someone outside, and smashed it straight towards Zhang Xiaoke. Zhang Xiaoke retreated quickly and used a move of one move to transform into the door that rushed towards him.
"Bang" sounded, and the door was pushed by Zhang Xiaoke and hit the wall on the left. The ceiling swayed and dust fell. The old-fashioned chandelier swayed for a long time but couldn't stop.
Zhang Xiaoke then saw clearly who the person knocking on the door was his adoptive father, the cruel, unscrupulous, shameless, and hateful Zhang San.
Zhang San was wearing two beards, a quaint elm pipe in his mouth, and a gentleman's hat in his face, and the iconic sneering smile on the corner of his mouth was so unwilling that people would want to slap him when they saw it.
But Zhang Xiaoke didn't dare. As soon as he saw Zhang San, Zhang Xiaoke softened a lot, his hands and head drooped, his eyelids drooped, and his muscles were tight. He was always wary of Zhang San's sudden rampage.
Zhang San followed a large number of women. Some of these women were known to Zhang Xiaoke and some were not known to Deng Xiaoxian, but Zhang Xiaoke knew that as long as he opened his mouth, he had to bring the word "aunt".
"You guy, you're so capable! I knocked outside for an hour, and I was so fucking like a dead pig on the bed, pretending to be deaf, right? Why is it? My skin itchy again, let me loosen it!" Zhang Sanyi spoke in a series of swear words, which made Zhang Xiaoke shook his head and sigh: National treasure, national treasure!
Perhaps this old bastard is an uneducated old hooligan, an old villain, and an old bastard.
"Old bing, no, dad! Why are you here? I don't know it's you, I thought it was~~~~~~ That rash man who didn't know how to live or die, and you didn't knock on the door for more than an hour! It's just a few minutes. Are you as good as you're so angry?" Zhang Xiaoke lowered his head, weak, and quibbled softly, and almost let out a joke.
"Hey, the little bastard dares to talk back to me, right? I don't beat you so much that you don't even know your real mother!" After that, Zhang San raised his big hand and prepared to give Zhang Xiaoke a real meeting gift.
Zhang Xiaoke has no choice but to retreat, and is ready to die generously, and secretly uses the Chongyang Gong to fight against Zhang San's raging beating like a storm.
"Okay, Lao Zhang, I'm so big a person, I'm still learning to make fun of it like a child!" The person who spoke was a woman of 35 or 34 years old, with red lips, blush on her cheeks, and a pair of seductive eyes under her curved willow eyebrows. She was dressed very charmingly, but her charming outfit could not hide her beautiful face and sweet voice.
"Aunt Miao," Zhang Xiaoke shouted. This woman is Zhang San's eldest wife, Li Miaomiao. It is said that she has been with Zhang San since she was fifteen. It has been more than twenty years now. Zhang San's favor for her has not been reduced by half.
Zhang San listened to Li Miaomiao's words very much, quickly put down his palm, made a majestic expression, and said to Deng Xiaoxian: "Come here to see your aunt...you!"
Zhang Xiaoke was very tactful and took small steps, just like a maid in an ancient mansion, and he didn't dare to show off, "Aunt Lan, Aunt Pan, Aunt Ting, Aunt Fang, Aunt Yun..." Zhang Xiaoke called out a lot of aunts.
Whenever Zhang Xiaoke calls an aunt, that aunt will say "Xiaoke is good!" and it makes Zhang Xiaoke's face burn and his whole body feel uncomfortable.
"How many more are there?" Zhang San asked.
"Dad, I don't know these aunts. I guess I fell in love with you again after I left when I was fifteen?" Zhang Xiaoke continued to praise shamelessly, "I just said, with my father's tall, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, and handsome, and loved by everyone. When flowers bloom, they fascinated thousands of girls. How could he only find such a few aunts for me!"
"That's, You don’t even look at who I am in your dad? "Zhang San naturally accepted Zhang Xiaoke's compliment calmly, "I said Xiaoke, I haven’t seen you for a few years, why are you talking more and more subtle? I still like to listen to you who praises your dad, I am handsome, well-educated, and majestic and other kind words. Remember, what we praise people is to be low-key and comfortable, and subtle and proud! "
OS: You are so comfortable, but I am disgusted. Are you still shameless when you are old? Zhang Xiaoke could only complain silently. This adoptive father is really hard to deal with. Not only is he shameless and lustful, he is also very thick-skinned!
is hopeless! "Yes, yes, as you said!" Zhang Xiaoke felt disgusted, but he didn't dare to refute, so he could only answer with a strong desire.
